If thou knowest nottest whyest thouest art here…

 

…you are welcome at

 

The Church

of the

Clueless

 

Come in and Have a Cookie.

 

Or just simply join us in the Flinging up of Hands.

 

*UPDATE!*   Apocalypse Averted!  Ooops.

 

IMPORTANT! False documents claiming to be Clueless Scripture!

 

*NEW*!  Read an excerpt from the Lost Book of Allison (the repentant)!

 

Lyrics to “Everything You Know Is Wrong”