Judgment Day postponed! Cosmic Jive Unjiven!

Wha! Huh?

Brad the Scholar, that wisest of wise, all knowing of all knowings, has suddenly and decisively become the latest member of the Church of the Clueless. His spastic prose, revealed below, has caused him to now become known as Oh, Brad! the Clueless.

From the hollowed pen of Oh, Brad! the Clueless:

Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility, in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess, Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger: having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.

A fragment of scripture has been released from the Priesthood:

Whereupon hambubba, that scion of the church, did hereby read and weep, for Lo! (and High!), hambubba had inadvertently eaten the final dingdong of doom. And there was great weeping and gnashing of teeth. And licking of crumbs. And passing of toothpicks. And gas. And ::text is illegible::

Scholars of the church are agreed; the eating of the final dingdong of doom has stopped the cosmic flow, the preordained Plan; the great heebie-jeebie. The Apocalypse, scheduled for the imminent future, has been thwarted by hambubba himself! One can only wonder, and stand in awe, at what cosmic forces have gone awry. From the Beginning of the universe, it was preordained that the End would come by way of the final dingdong of doom. Now, due to the actions of one Clueless individual, the Cosmic Destiny of mankind, nay! - the entire UNIVERSE has been changed! Oh, what terrors and darkness will fall upon the land?

Findeth ye a hole and hideth inneth it. Bring cookies. No dingdongs please.