“And so it came to pass that in the second post of the thirteenth page of the I Believe In God thread, Hambubba did accidentally invent the Church of the Clueless.”

So it began. The Beginning. Back in the day. Or something.

Witness - the beginning.

Trials. Tribble-ations. (No, wait, that was Deep Space Nine. Sorry.)

Trolls.

Musicians.

Strangely absent Bored Moderators.

Wish fulfillment.

Politeness.

Polite arse-kicking.

Weirdness in abundance.

Come, read thou the Holy Scriptures of the Clueless!

As transcribed by benign revelation by Four Kitties. Or was it Five? I dunno.

Readest thouest the inspiration received by the Clueless.