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JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Karama
BE MINE


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Re: being dumped by the boyfriend during a concert.

My memory may be playing tricks on me, but I really think I saw a plot on TV or in a movie where a girl gets tricked to come on stage, expecting to be honored or proposed to (something like that), but is actually told off in front of everyone. It may have been in an anime, but it may not have been. I honestly can't remember, but it just seems like I've seen it happen on the screen (small or big). Part of me thinks it was on a reality show, which is strange seeing I don't really like them and the last one I watched was Joe Schmoe.

Does it ring a bell with anyone else? It's just going to eat at me now.

Anyway, on to more serious matters:
[flings hands in the hair, showering everyone with double chocolate peanut butter cookies]
May I join the Church of the Clueless? I like cookies. smile.gif (93 bytes)

Karama

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"You're full of nothing." - Talim


Posts: 153 | From: St.John's, NL | Registered: Jun 2003  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Karama:
Re: being dumped by the boyfriend during a concert.

My memory may be playing tricks on me, but I really think I saw a plot on TV or in a movie where a girl gets tricked to come on stage, expecting to be honored or proposed to (something like that), but is actually told off in front of everyone.


Not exactly the same but it did make me think of the prom scene in Carrie.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

Karama
BE MINE


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Not the one I was thinking of, but you're absolutely right. I wouldn't be surprised if the one I saw was inspired by the scene in Carrie.

Karama

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"You're full of nothing." - Talim


Posts: 153 | From: St.John's, NL | Registered: Jun 2003  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


You should swop that van for an SUV to get the full effect.

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"The candy bar! It taunts me!" - Mr. Cookies-mmm


Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

STF
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by kita with the candlestick:
I'm lost kyo anyhow I've been told to fuck off on this board & I've told others to fuck off, its a message board,like any other,Shit Happens..... don't take it so seriously. confused.gif (110 bytes)


I had a private conversation with her once that ended with me telling her the same thing. I think my exact wording was, "After all it's just a message board." She was upset at something I had said. Funny stuff, I'll miss her. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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new nice guy motto: hurt before you get hurt--Norko Kipte aka SupTool's Icon
"I would rather hurt a man than love a woman."--Cactus Jack


Posts: 1318 | From: Senoia, GA | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


You should swop that van for an SUV to get the full effect.


Actually, I think a 1981 F-150 with a 'Calvin peeing on Chevy emblem' sticker would be sheer perfection. But, alas, the internet is limited in resources. For now I'll just have to stick with the redneck/gun/beer trifecta.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


getting ready to shoot up your car again?
you seem to be wearing those pants dangerously low, although at least we can't see your underwear this time.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Pogue Mahone
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by First of Clued-in:

quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
Ok,
[WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Deleted]

It's not worth what you people set my therapy back to keep coming here.


I win.

Although, like Judah, I am offended at not being mentioned. I was clearly one of her strongest adversaries.


Don't worry. You're on my list. smile.gif (93 bytes)

Pogue

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Ya know, my name already says love. No change required.


Posts: 6186 | From: Kentucky | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

Pseudo_Croat
DEAR ONE


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PatYoung said:

quote:


you seem to be wearing those pants dangerously low, although at least we can't see your underwear this time.


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I think it would have been funnier if he left some undies showing, you know, just to further accentuate his redneck appearance.

BTW, does the Church of the Clueless serve cappuccino (sp?)? If so, then I'm there in a heartbeat.

- Pseudo "just what is the Church of the Clueless, anyway?" Croat

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"At all events, people who deny the influence of smaller nations should remember that the Croats have the rest of us by the throats." - Norman Davies, Europe: A History

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.


Posts: 2053 | From: Sunrise, FL, USA | Registered: Apr 2002  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by megaira:
Bev, if she stole a snopester's journal entry about their cats, why didn't they step up? I'm not saying she didn't, I'm just surprised anyone would let her get away with such a thing.


I think the journal Bev was talking about was just something she found online. That is, not belonging to a snopester.

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Explore, enjoy and protect the planet


Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

B Hamilton
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by B Hamilton:
This diary just listed daily activities like what happened at school, etc. and on one day, it had the exact same cat story.


Exact wording with the profanity & all?


Exact wording, profanity and all. It was the journal of another snopester. And no, I'm not saying who but she is still on snopes and is probably reading this thread--maybe she'll explain for us but I won't be holding my breath. The journal wasn't hidden and was listed in the profile or possible signature of this person. Since discussing this, I notice that journal link has been removed from the profile.

I was trying to figure out if the other person was just another username of Kyoko (as in a sockpuppet as they did seem to both participate in the same threads) or if the other snopester had just copied and pasted Kyoko's story as her own to make her life seem more exciting for her journal readers.

I thought that the journal entry was posted a day or two before Kyoko's post but I may be mistaken.

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"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little & broken but still good."


Posts: 870 | From: Orlando | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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quote:


Originally posted by B Hamilton:
Since discussing this, I notice that journal link has been removed from the profile.


You mean, discussing it on this thread or in the actual cat murder thread?

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"The candy bar! It taunts me!" - Mr. Cookies-mmm


Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

B Hamilton
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by B Hamilton:
Since discussing this, I notice that journal link has been removed from the profile.


You mean, discussing it on this thread or in the actual cat murder thread?


After discussing it on this thread, yesterday, in fact. The entry is also missing from her journal now also.

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"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little & broken but still good."


Posts: 870 | From: Orlando | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

fyre down below girl
BE MINE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger. [/QB][/QUOTE]

What a freakin' hottie...nothing like a half naked man with a gun in one hand and a Bud longneck in the other to get me hot.

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"I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?"
"Humiliations galore."
"Now THAT, sonny, is a noble cause. Give me the 65, I'm on the job!"


Posts: 311 | From: Connecticut | Registered: May 2003  | 

Algae
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Noftessa's Clueless:

So, here is the link for the recipe I use. There are a ton out there, so if you don't like this one, then try others.


Thanks! I've passed the link onto my parents. I'm going to try out a few of them, too!

Algae

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"Why when we speak to God it's praying, but when God speaks to us, it's schizophrenia?"--Lily Tomlin


Posts: 78 | From: Southeast Michigan | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by fyre-in-the-living room-girl:

What a freakin' hottie...nothing like a half naked man with a gun in one hand and a Bud longneck in the other to get me hot.


Well, I have been working out.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


That's not him.

JudahPBenjamin's real picture.

24k" biggrin.gif (152 bytes) "Kate

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This isn't just the joy of freedom, or of being fully alive, but the piercing joy that comes with the awareness of that holy,playful Presence.
Dean Koontz

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!


Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Sue Bee My Honey
ALL MINE


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Ugh! That is what I get for trusting Kate.


Posts: 664 | From: Here, there and everywhere | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


That's not him.
JudahPBenjamin's real picture.
24k" biggrin.gif (152 bytes) "Kate


If thats me, then this is Kate.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Grouchy-Pie
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by 24K Kate:

That's not him.

JudahPBenjamin's real picture.

24k" "Kate


Geez, could you give us a NFBSK warning? wink.gif (135 bytes) I almost spewed out my cheez-its!

Thanks for the laugh!

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Posts: 272 | From: somewhere in NC | Registered: Aug 2003  | 

the original Warlok
CALL ME


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Owwwww

My eyes, my eyes

They BURN, they burnnnnnnn

War "seek counseling" lok

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Inconceivable


Posts: 1570 | From: Somewhere in here | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

If thats me, then this is Kate.


How did you get in my camper at Richmond?

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This isn't just the joy of freedom, or of being fully alive, but the piercing joy that comes with the awareness of that holy,playful Presence.
Dean Koontz

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!


Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

CatoSH
ASK ME


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Personally, I think Kate's picture (as provided by Judah) is far more fetching -- something about it just screams out "Alan Partridge" to me smile.gif (93 bytes)


Posts: 1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Gayle
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


Well, you succeeded. Don't you ever clean that weapon? And who taught you to hold a gun anyway. Pah-thetic.


Posts: 1494 | From: Austin, TX usa | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:

quote:


Originally posted by megaira:
Bev, if she stole a snopester's journal entry about their cats, why didn't they step up? I'm not saying she didn't, I'm just surprised anyone would let her get away with such a thing.


I think the journal Bev was talking about was just something she found online. That is, not belonging to a snopester.


Oops. Guess we meant B Hamilton? Sorry....

Edit: And you were right, Megaira, it was a snopester journal. Geez, I try to pay attention, I really do.

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Explore, enjoy and protect the planet


Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Silas Sparkhammer
LOVE ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Pseudo_Croat:
- Pseudo "just what is the Church of the Clueless, anyway?" Croat


"Answer one: I guess a lot.
Answer two: I guess a lot."

(Aztec Ace)


Posts: 7973 | From: San Diego, CA, USA | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

Nonny Mouse Wrote the eBook of Love
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


Well, I'm aroused. icon37.gif (174 bytes)

Nonny

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Walls of Ice by Norma McPhee


Posts: 5920 | From: An uncharted dessert aisle. | Registered: Apr 2000  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


You should swop that van for an SUV to get the full effect.


I just noticed the DoD parking sticker on the windshield. Im going to say 'Marines'.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Gayle
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


You should swop that van for an SUV to get the full effect.


I just noticed the DoD parking sticker on the windshield. Im going to say 'Marines'.


If that's a marine we're in biiiiiig trouble


Posts: 1494 | From: Austin, TX usa | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture updated to more effectively arouse hate and anger.


You're really going to have to work on that beer gut. I mean, that's barely a pudge!

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"You mean we all brought potato salad?" - Terry Prachett


Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Four Kitties
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Pseudo_Croat:
- Pseudo "just what is the Church of the Clueless, anyway?" Croat


Church of the Clueless

Four Five Kitties

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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Church of the Clueless


Posts: 1859 | From: Preschool World, Massachusetts | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

B Hamilton
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:
Oops. Guess we meant B Hamilton?


B Hamilton=Bev

Bev "answers to Bev, Bonnie, Barbara, and Hey You" Hamilton

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"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little & broken but still good."


Posts: 870 | From: Orlando | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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quote:


Originally posted by Gayle:
If that's a marine we're in biiiiiig trouble


I doubt it's a Marine. That looks like a contractor's sticker to me.

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"The candy bar! It taunts me!" - Mr. Cookies-mmm


Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

Astra
FOR YOU


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If it was a Marine, there would be a Semper Fi sticker somewhere.

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-Astra

This has been yet another... USELESS POST.


Posts: 3835 | From: The lab of Starcraft and Twizzlers | Registered: Sep 2001  | 




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