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the original Warlok
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Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

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Originally posted by Gayle:
If that's a marine we're in biiiiiig trouble


I doubt it's a Marine. That looks like a contractor's sticker to me.


Unfortunately, the Red bar on the bottom signifies Active Duty Enlisted (I don't remeber which grade span either E1-5 or E6-9; or somethign like that).

I cna't make it out too well, but the Red bar seems to start with the word Fort, which would imply an Army Post... but that really may not correspond to the ..ahem...individual.

Warlok

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Posts: 1570 | From: Somewhere in here | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

quote:


Originally posted by Gayle:
If that's a marine we're in biiiiiig trouble


I doubt it's a Marine. That looks like a contractor's sticker to me.


Nope, it's red. That means the van is registered to an Enlisted service member. Officers have a blue sticker, and civilians have green and contractors have white. Cite here. The Navy, btw, does not use the gold sticker for Noncommissioned officers. They issue a rank sticker(E-5 for example) to be placed on the back of the rearview mirror.

24kKate

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Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:
Nope, it's red. That means the van is registered to an Enlisted service member. Officers have a blue sticker, and civilians have green and contractors have white. Cite here.

24kKate


Dangit! I looked out the back door of the office at the nearest car to the door and it had a RED BAR! I knew I should have walked around the corner, but I didn't want to have the smokers ask what I was looking for.

I apologize for my rotten research method.

Edited to bang my head against a brick wall.

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Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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Picture replaced with something a little less tasteful and a more impressive beer gut.

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Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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Oh, why did I look?

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Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

Moruti
ALL MINE


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Thanks Judah, You found my clone. tongue.gif (338 bytes)

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Posts: 770 | From: WV's "middle finger" | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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Originally posted by B Hamilton:

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Originally posted by tagurit:
Oops. Guess we meant B Hamilton?


B Hamilton=Bev

Bev "answers to Bev, Bonnie, Barbara, and Hey You" Hamilton


lol.gif (656 bytes) I guess you would know! Yes, you're right. When Megaira said Bev, I was thinking of Bonnie. I have a hard time recalling people's real names if they're referenced. I actually think of all of you as your screennames, as anyone that's emailed me will attest to. And me? Why, I'm tag...

My apologies. I've been distracted more than I guessed.

tag identities crisis... urit

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Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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Originally posted by tagurit:
And me? Why, I'm tag...


You mean, you have a "real" name?

-I am Spam. Spam I am. -

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Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

fyre down below girl
BE MINE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture replaced with something a little less tasteful and a more impressive beer gut.


Are you trying to get me fired? All the moaning coming from my office s starting to arouse suspicion.

Fyre"maybe arouse was the wrong word..."girl

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"Humiliations galore."
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Posts: 311 | From: Connecticut | Registered: May 2003  | 

Nonny Mouse Wrote the eBook of Love
IT'S LOVE


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Originally posted by tagurit:
I actually think of all of you as your screennames, as anyone that's emailed me will attest to. And me? Why, I'm tag...


When I talk to myself, I address myself as Nonny. It's become my nickname for myself.

Nonny

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Posts: 5920 | From: An uncharted dessert aisle. | Registered: Apr 2000  | 

ThornyRose
MARRY ME


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Hey, I didn't get to see the redneck! I wanted to see if it was anybody I know.

Thorny "Bud longneck, gun, red sticker--my husband maybe? tongue.gif (338 bytes) " Rose


Posts: 448 | From: Germany | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture replaced with something a little less tasteful and a more impressive beer gut.


Judah, do you get a discount at Glamourshots for all of these fabulous portraits? wink.gif (135 bytes)

I quake with fear each time I click, but I laugh my head off afterwards (with the exception of the Twister/underwear shot - ew).

You're better than the photoshop contests on Fark - Stressa

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Posts: 1525 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

All Rebochan Needs is Love
ANGEL


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*curious click*

AHHHH! IT BUUUUUUURNS! AHHHHHHHH!

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Posts: 1237 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Feb 2002  |

Gayle
ANGEL


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Originally posted by Nonny Mouse, Tail-ing the Suspect:

quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:
I actually think of all of you as your screennames, as anyone that's emailed me will attest to. And me? Why, I'm tag...


When I talk to myself, I address myself as Nonny. It's become my nickname for myself.

Nonny


Funny, while Gayle is my name, I no longer refer to myself by it. I now answer to Gaylina, Gaylie, Peanut (long story), and Dipshit.


Posts: 1494 | From: Austin, TX usa | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Picture replaced with something a little less tasteful and a more impressive beer gut.


Judah, do you get a discount at Glamourshots for all of these fabulous portraits? wink.gif (135 bytes)


Unfortunately, Im under a lifetime ban from GlamourShots after the infamous yet regrettable edible underwear-ferret incident.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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Well, I see you took my advice about the beer belly thing.

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Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Grouchy-Pie
BE MINE


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That aint' just a beer gut, that's a beer barrel gut!

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Posts: 272 | From: somewhere in NC | Registered: Aug 2003  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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no comment. i'm just stunned, stunned.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Jonny T, Revolutionary Apathist
DEAR ONE


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Eurm, unless I'm missing something, the general consensus (or at least, a popular view) seems to be that Kyoko made up outrageous stories to get attention. And this is bad.

Care to explain how treating her YAGE with over 350 replies isn't rewarding her bad behaviour?

Jona " confused.gif (110 bytes) " than.

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Because nothing I have is truly mine
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Posts: 1891 | From: York/Reading, England | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

schemmy
ASK ME


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Originally posted by Jonny T, Revolutionary Apathist:
Eurm, unless I'm missing something, the general consensus (or at least, a popular view) seems to be that Kyoko made up outrageous stories to get attention. And this is bad.

Care to explain how treating her YAGE with over 350 replies isn't rewarding her bad behaviour?

Jona " confused.gif (110 bytes) " than.


Who gives a NFBSK? It's fun!

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Posts: 1090 | From: Dinner table. | Registered: Apr 2002  | 

Jenn
CUTIE PIE


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Originally posted by Jonny T, Revolutionary Apathist:
Care to explain how treating her YAGE with over 350 replies isn't rewarding her bad behaviour?


Probably because of the type of replies. There was no sympathy here, which was what her previous cries for attention got her. It's far less rewarding when the replies to her cry for attention are "See ya, didn't really like you anyhow, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

And come on, replies are expected. This thread was the elephant in the living room that we couldn't ignore.

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Posts: 6181 | From: Up North | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Jonny T, Revolutionary Apathist
DEAR ONE


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Originally posted by Jenn:
Probably because of the type of replies. There was no sympathy here, which was what her previous cries for attention got her. It's far less rewarding when the replies to her cry for attention are "See ya, didn't really like you anyhow, don't let the door hit you on the way out."


True; however, utter apathy would probably have been more stinging than anything else, and most likely would have been a more potent way of dissuading her from behaving the same way in the future. Sometimes any attention is good attention, at least in the eyes of the one seeking it.

Jonathan.

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Because nothing I have is truly mine
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My site My Diary


Posts: 1891 | From: York/Reading, England | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

First of Clued-in
IT'S LOVE


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Originally posted by Tabby, in the classroom with claws:

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Originally posted by First of Clued-in:
Although, like Judah, I am offended at not being mentioned. I was clearly one of her strongest adversaries.


FoT, I think that whenever somebody goes on a rant about anything, you can assume that in his head he's tacking on, "And that First of Two! What an evil, obnoxious bastard!" tongue.gif (338 bytes)


Thank you kindly. wink.gif (135 bytes)

Pogue has stated that I'm on his rant list, and while this is good to know, and while I expect I've made at least two others, I was really hoping I'd had a little more of an impact than that.

Guess I'll have to try harder. I want to be on at least a dozen Flameout lists by the end of February. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

First "since I won't be making anybody's #5 lists..." of Two

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Posts: 5847 | From: Unimatrix 1011 | Registered: Jan 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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Originally posted by PatYoung:
no comment. i'm just stunned, stunned.


Alright already, I changed it.
Now, theres nobody that doesnt like a nice picture of a cute little puppy dog, is there?

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Hepcat
BE MINE


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Yay! I finally made it to the end!

::does happy dance around the living room::

I don't have anything constructive to add other than, I have some chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies baking and not the crappy heathy kind I normaly make. May I join the Church of the Clueless? Pretty, pretty please??

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Posts: 280 | From: Washington | Registered: Mar 2003  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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in reality, we have spent much of the last few hours discussing the various faces of jpb, much to his obvious delight.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

DizzyLizard
EZ 2 LOVE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Alright already, I changed it.
Now, theres nobody that doesnt like a nice picture of a cute little puppy dog, is there?


BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You most definitely OMANK!!!

~Diz

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As the lizard turns.
Wouldn't it be weird if...?


Posts: 2234 | From: San Diego County | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

The Fourth Man
BE MINE


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Originally posted by Jonny T, Revolutionary Apathist:
Care to explain how treating her YAGE with over 350 replies isn't rewarding her bad behaviour?


At the beginning, there was a law of the threads that said: "Thou shalt not feed the trolls." And it was good.

Then, there cometh a poster that insulted everyone. And there was much wondering and "WTF?", until the people realized that it was a troll. So, there cometh a new law to replace the old one, that states: "Thou shalt not feed the trolls, but thou mayeth make fun of them." And the people made fun of the troll, and there was much rejoicing.

Or something to that effect.

The Fourth "Now may I join the Church of the Clueless? I like cookies" Man

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Posts: 18 | From: Paris, France | Registered: Jan 2004  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:
no comment. i'm just stunned, stunned.


Alright already, I changed it.
Now, theres nobody that doesnt like a nice picture of a cute little puppy dog, is there?


Be careful. Those rat dogs have sharp little teeth...

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Dean Koontz

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!


Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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Originally posted by PatYoung:
in reality, we have spent much of the last few hours discussing the various faces of jpb, much to his obvious delight.


Im stuck in an all day teleconference - not much else to do.

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Alright already, I changed it.
Now, theres nobody that doesnt like a nice picture of a cute little puppy dog, is there?


Fowl?

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Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

megaira
GOT LOVE


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ETA -good lord I'm slow.


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Care to explain how treating her YAGE with over 350 replies isn't rewarding her bad behaviour?

Jona " confused.gif (110 bytes) " than.


Namely, the response the person wants is capitulation and grovelling on the other side. We were wrong, you were right, no no, don't leave, yes yes, you're the wounded party, we're the bad guy, blah blah ad nauseum.

Instead, she gets nearly 11 pages of people saying Good Riddance and commenting on how disliked she really was or how her posts were ignored... my favorite was Christie saying "I know her name..." then writing "kyoto" instead of Kyoko. Hee.

If she can't post and is bothering to read it, that's likely infuriating. If not or she's pulling rabbits out of her hat to just get a rise out of us, it worked and it was amusing gossip, none the less.

I don't particularily care if she gets attention at this point or not. She can have as much as she wants, since, I doubt she'll be allowed back anyway, so it doesn't do her any good anyway.

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Posts: 4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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oh jeez, my office mate is complaining that i'm spending too much time looking at gay porn.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:
in reality, we have spent much of the last few hours discussing the various faces of jpb, much to his obvious delight.


Im stuck in an all day teleconference - not much else to do.


Ah teleconferencing. Is there any more effective way to totally destroy productivity?

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Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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i get the feeling a lot of us are just hanging out, waiting to see what goes up next on this thread. sort of a chat room now.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 




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