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Atlanta Jake in the conservatory
ALL MINE


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While I must admit that I enjoy cookies as much as the next snopester, I am amazed that so many found it necessary to join a church devoted to people who have lost their pool sticks. I suppose that I must have missed something somewhere, since I don't "get" the whole Churc of the cueless thing.

Maybe I should start a church for people who are slow on the uptake, like me... Yeah! I think I will!... Now what to call it...?

Atlanta *tosses hands up* "I'll think of somethin" Jake wink.gif (135 bytes)

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Posts: 832 | From: The Boddy Mansion | Registered: Sep 2001  | 

Dark Chocolate Dan
EZ 2 LOVE


icon212.gif (168 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Cynestria:

quote:


Originally posted by DarkDan:
Here's her picture.

I have to admit, she's good looking.

DarkDan


You're assuming that's actually her. Since she posted two pictures of obviously different people, at *minimum* one of them she was lying. I see no reason it's unthinkable they both were.


Ahhh...thanks Cynestria, but I never did see her (well, I guess somebody else's) other picture. Anyone point me to it? I noticed that picture has the name of me_black_long_hair.jpg and she said she was blonde? I tried all kinds of combos with the file name (blond, blonde, short, etc.) but couldn't get another picture to come up.

ETA: I found a link in the "we've got pictures 2?" thread, but of course, it's dead. http://www.geocities.com/jokergirl6/Purple_hands_pic.html

DarkDan

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Posts: 2256 | From: A town named after a foot tall waterfall | Registered: Oct 1492  | 

All Rebochan Needs is Love
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by chillas:

quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:
...and cottonwood trees do not necessarily need to grow near water (lake, river, wetland, etc.).


Further, chilled monkey brains - while popular in Cantonese cuisine - are not often to be found in Washington D.C.!


Was that what we were eating?

*rushes for the bathroom*

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Posts: 1237 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

lavender blue
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Rebochan has something to hide:

quote:


Originally posted by chillas:
Further, chilled monkey brains - while popular in Cantonese cuisine - are not often to be found in Washington D.C.!


Was that what we were eating?

*rushes for the bathroom*


Heh. And you thought it was just cookies. Didn't your mother warn you about taking food from Clueless people? biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

lavender "course, it could be my dancing in circles" blue


Posts: 36 | From: 6'x10' hole in the wall | Registered: Sep 2003  | 

Silas Sparkhammer
LOVE ME


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quote:


Originally posted by megaira:
I'm very clearly aware that not all of Arizona is desert - and I'm also very clearly aware that it is not "desert" as in "sahara" as well, and that indeed, there are green things growing there, not just saguaros and sagebrush.




Your post appeared to state that willows could not grow in Arizona.

quote:



However, a willow is a tree that needs a wet area to keep it going.




Arizona has such wet areas. Even Phoenix, due to artificial irrigation, has such wet areas.

quote:



Now, if you still want to smart off to me about how I'm making a blasé assumption that's on such a grand scale as "all eskimos/inuits/native alaskans whatever the heck you want to call them live in igloos" I'll have to point out to you that I asked a question, I did not assume or make a statement of fact.




Easy does it! You appeared to make a mistake, and I responded to it. I apologize if it seemed snarky, but the mistake appeared to be of a very, very fundamental nature, and that sort of error invites a saucy response. You, yourself, have, upon no few occasions, offered a sarcastic response when someone (me, for instance) has made a mistake.

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If you answer all questions this way, I can only hope you're not a teacher by profession.


1) You already are quite aware that I do not answer all questions this way.

2) That was about twice as rude as what I said to you.

Silas

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Posts: 7973 | From: San Diego, CA, USA | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

GameSix
ASK ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Atlanta Jake in the conservatory:
I suppose that I must have missed something somewhere, since I don't "get" the whole Churc of the cueless thing.


Not "getting" the CotC is the whole point of the Church!

-Game ":fling!:" Six

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Posts: 976 | From: Land of Sky-Blue Hockey Rinks | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Barns & No Bull
ALL MINE


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I wouldn't disagree that willows and cottonwoods like moist environments. But they do occur where there does not appear to be any water (although not arid). Groundwater is nearly everywhere but is invisible and could account for some situations.

I grew up in the Chicago area. For part of my youth I had an enormous willow in my backyard. It was about a mile to the nearest creek, no pools, no septic tank...no water. Several neighbors on the block also had big ass willows. The trees were obviously older than the suburb itself, but it wasn't a former "wetland". Grandma lived on a street that was totally lined with giant cottonwoods (messy suckers). Closest water was at least a mile. No pools, tanks, etc.


Posts: 639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Gayle:

quote:


Originally posted by Mama Duck:
Fowl?


Good lord, it does look something like him. I'd ask a few questions when you get home were I you.


Well, I asked him. He swears he was nowhere near a blonde man with a red beard. Well, besides himself....

~You meant the dog right?~

PS-Which one's the dog again?

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Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

who wrote the kitap of love?
CALL ME


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OK, I'm willing to put what little reputation I have on the line and state: that's not Phoenix. Grass that green? Highly doubtful unless they water every day. That looks like a willow to me too, and I don't believe you'd find one that big in Phoenix; it's lower and hotter than Tucson and the only place we would find those here is along the Rillito (maybe) or in Sabino Canyon, which has a stream for most of the year.

For whatever reason my own personal guess would be one of the gulf states: Florida, Mississippi, etc.

ki"watch as I'm completely wrong"tap

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Posts: 1600 | From: The Land of the Saguaro | Registered: Jan 2001  | 

rockland6674
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Alchemy's Ghost:
It's apparently just a reference to a Takahashi character. So nevermind.


quote:


Originally posted by megaira:
Not a particularily rare name, but I think you're quite right. Rumiko Takahashi is the creator of that particular series (Maison Ikkoku), as well as Inu-Yasha, another show Kyoko has rambled away about liking (don't let that be a turn off, Rumiko's work is great stuff).


*de-lurks*

This has been eating at me: I could swear that Kyoko referred to herself as "Kyoko Takahashi" (or maybe it was "Tagahashi") at some point, but I can't find the cite.

I'm wondering if, perhaps, I saw the name in her profile when she first joined the board, but then she changed it.

Is my memory playing tricks on me?

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Posts: 295 | From: The cornfield | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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I'm sorry, guys.
:flings hands in the air:

I left work at 4, I've been to the bank, the DMV and the skating rink, and twice to burger king. Somewhere between then and now y'all started talking about willows and deserts and for the life of me I can't find the beginning of that discussion. Could someone please chow me there?

Thanks.
Try not to step on the cookies.

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Posts: 4820 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

Moruti
ALL MINE


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Gee, now that Kyoko & Spider in the ointment are both gone, the seedier side of me wonders if they're going to get together & have some massive post about how her kittens were killed by british invaders re-enacting the Battle of Sterling Bridge. Ok, I *really* need to go to bed now. fish.gif (3888 bytes)

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Posts: 770 | From: WV's "middle finger" | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

sherri_lu
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by rockland6674:


This has been eating at me: I could swear that Kyoko referred to herself as "Kyoko Takahashi" (or maybe it was "Tagahashi") at some point, but I can't find the cite.

I'm wondering if, perhaps, I saw the name in her profile when she first joined the board, but then she changed it.

Is my memory playing tricks on me?


You are correct that was the last name in her profile when she first joined


Posts: 734 | From: san francisco | Registered: Feb 2001  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:
I'm sorry, guys.
:flings hands in the air:

I left work at 4, I've been to the bank, the DMV and the skating rink, and twice to burger king. Somewhere between then and now y'all started talking about willows and deserts and for the life of me I can't find the beginning of that discussion. Could someone please chow me there?

Thanks.
Try not to step on the cookies.


I think it started here

*Kate runs out of the room, stepping on cookies as she goes*

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Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Brad from Georgia
FOR YOU


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Jeez Louise, this thread is incredible! What's in the water these days?

I've been distracted because my mom was in the hospital having hip replacement surgery (she seems to be doing fine, thank you), but to happen across this...this monster after just a day or so of not really paying attention....

Incredible. Just incredible.

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Posts: 3658 | From: Gainesville, Georgia | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

megaira
GOT LOVE


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quote:


That was about twice as rude as what I said to you.


I apologize.

I would have appreciated it, however, if you'd just answered the question and corrected my misinformation. Like: "no, actually, Arizona has plenty of places where willows would thrive, as well as due to irrigation, the cities are greener than you might expect"

I'm corrected, my question is answered, and ok, the photo is still consistant with her bogus cat story. drat.

I am genuinely curious about your claim that I've snarked at you over a simple mistake. I know we've locked horns in the past, but I only recall vaugely that a few times you've responded to a post in a way that offended/rubbed me the wrong way and I was snarky in response. If you remember otherwise, please pc & let me know and I'll see if I can dig it up and have a look see. If it was more of a "two to tango" situation, then perhaps we both need to agree to avoid sarcasm or "saucyness" when addressing each other. I certianly don't dislike you, and I'd rather not continue to clash unexpectedly. To be honest, I didn't even see your name in front of the post, I saw the words in it, and responded to them. So my apologies, I was not paying attention to "who" I was speaking to to see that no, you normally do not sass people in response to questions.


Cottonwoods, Willows, water and locations further away from it: ok, example accepted and I stand corrected. Chicago, being on a lake, would probably have a much higher level of precipitation, but the real problem here is not where do they grow, but a lack of information on my part about Arizona.

Hence my question in the first place.

Anyhoo. I suppose no one really believes her story at this point, I was just looking at what seemed like an inconsistancy in the photo.

When she says "the bitches that did it" I think she was referring to the dogs in an insulting way, not as literally bitches/female dogs.

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Posts: 4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by kitap in the library:
OK, I'm willing to put what little reputation I have on the line and state: that's not Phoenix. Grass that green? Highly doubtful unless they water every day. That looks like a willow to me too, and I don't believe you'd find one that big in Phoenix; it's lower and hotter than Tucson and the only place we would find those here is along the Rillito (maybe) or in Sabino Canyon, which has a stream for most of the year.

For whatever reason my own personal guess would be one of the gulf states: Florida, Mississippi, etc.

ki"watch as I'm completely wrong"tap


I have some pics of when I was in Scottsdale and it looks pretty green in the pics I have. I realize it's all irrigated, but there were some sizeable trees. Not willows, necessarily.

Of course, you'd know more about that than me. I didn't even realize, initially, that I wasn't staying in Phoenix. lol.gif (656 bytes) I only went for a longish weekend once because I was curious since I usually stopped over on flights from California to Michigan. I thought, what is Phoenix like? Got a great airfare (less than $100 from Bakersfield to Phoenix), and off I went.

Those were the days...

tag

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Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:
Jeez Louise, this thread is incredible! What's in the water these days?

I've been distracted because my mom was in the hospital having hip replacement surgery (she seems to be doing fine, thank you), but to happen across this...this monster after just a day or so of not really paying attention....

Incredible. Just incredible.


Yeah, everytime I log on again there's at least one entire new page. It's like a train wreck, horrific, but hard not to watch. lol.gif (656 bytes)

It reminds me of when I finally got around to seeing what was so dang interesting in the "I believe in God" thread. By the time my curiosity got the better of me, it was already 10 or more pages long. But, I started at the beginning and read the durn thing all the way through. Fool that I am. wink.gif (135 bytes)

tag

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Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Christopher in the library
ASK ME


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quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:

quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:
I'm sorry, guys.
:flings hands in the air:

I left work at 4, I've been to the bank, the DMV and the skating rink, and twice to burger king. Somewhere between then and now y'all started talking about willows and deserts and for the life of me I can't find the beginning of that discussion. Could someone please chow me there?

Thanks.
Try not to step on the cookies.


I think it started here

*Kate runs out of the room, stepping on cookies as she goes*


*sigh* Time for the Clueless vacuum.

G'night guys.

Oh, and if you notice any cookie missing, they're over in the "It's my party and I'll post if I want to" thread. Drop by and say happy birthday.

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Posts: 1036 | From: Toronto, Ontario | Registered: Aug 2003  | 

TheBobo
MARRY ME


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Kyo is like the Andy Kaufman of the ULMB. Mysterious. Antaginistic. Obscure. And feels loved when truly hated.

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Posts: 560 | From: Scranton, Pa | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Christopher in the library:

quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:
I think it started here

*Kate runs out of the room, stepping on cookies as she goes*


*sigh* Time for the Clueless vacuum.

G'night guys.


Don't worry about the crumbs. My dogs took care of them. And, um, sorry about your socks. Molly didn't mean to eat them, but they were on the floor with the crumbs.

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Posts: 768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:

quote:


Originally posted by Christopher in the library:

quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:
I think it started here

*Kate runs out of the room, stepping on cookies as she goes*


*sigh* Time for the Clueless vacuum.

G'night guys.


Don't worry about the crumbs. My dogs took care of them. And, um, sorry about your socks. Molly didn't mean to eat them, but they were on the floor with the crumbs.


My dog's helped-and now the carpet is completely void of everything-bugs included! (My puppy, Hairy Potter, likes those ants & junebugs the best. Mmm good!)

Morrigan

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Posts: 657 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


icon24.gif (134 bytes) posted    

Sort of going back to the OP (not the post itself, but the poster herself) - I know there's been some discusion about "she's a blonde" - then - "but suddenly, she was Asian with brown hair". I remember the blonde pic, and then the brunette pic, but am I the only person who does remember the blonde pic as looking somewhat Asian? What struck me about both photos was how soft focus/blurry they were (as if they were scans of a magazine pic, or glamourshots, or porn screen captures - whatever).

Anyway, am I the only person who remembers the blonde photo as being slightly Asian?

Or is this Nyquil better than I thought? - Stressa dunce.gif (929 bytes)

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Posts: 1525 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Ms. Kiss Me Kate
BE MINE


icon16.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
By popular demand -
All of my manifestations can be found here.


Oh. My.

*stunned silence*

I'll never think of Cocoa Krispies the same way again...or whatever that cereal was, I didn't want to look too closely...

Ms. "does that give new meaning to the term 'eating out'?" K

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Posts: 176 | From: Somewhere in the Milky Way | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

Snakeskin
BE MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

no, i remember the blonde pic looking asian also.


Posts: 258 | From: FL | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

EvilChimp
ASK ME


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by DarkDan:
Here's her picture.

I have to admit, she's good looking.

DarkDan


Ahahaha, she likes Megadeth, when in fact, everybody knows it's all about Ronnie James Dio.

gg Kyoko gg nextmap vote de_dust

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Posts: 1183 | From: Sacramento, Ca. | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

BeachLife
I DO


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I'm starting to feel real uneasy about this thread. Though obviously, I was one of her least favorite snopsters, I think that there's a moment when we have to give her a proper burial and be done with it. We've gone beyond poking the body with sticks and into a full disection with color commentary and even Kyoko deserves a little bit more than that.

Beach...just one guy's opinion...Life!

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Posts: 5369 | From: Michigan | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

DizzyLizard
EZ 2 LOVE


icon212.gif (168 bytes) posted   

Eh, edited because, well, because when Beachlife's right, he's right.

~Diz

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Posts: 2234 | From: San Diego County | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

Ms. Kiss Me Kate
BE MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by BeachLife:
I'm starting to feel real uneasy about this thread. Though obviously, I was one of her least favorite snopsters, I think that there's a moment when we have to give her a proper burial and be done with it. We've gone beyond poking the body with sticks and into a full disection with color commentary and even Kyoko deserves a little bit more than that.

Beach...just one guy's opinion...Life!


Hey Beach, if I ever decide to leave the ULMB in a total flameout, not only will I give everyone their props, but I'd like for the corpse to be poked incessantly with sharp pointed sticks, while everyone from the CotC stands around, eating cookies, and getting crumbs all over me.

But, I can see the point of preserving dignity, and all that. Good thing few of us have dignity left to preserve.

No, no....allow me... fish.gif (3888 bytes)

Ms. "and I promise to use all the swear words I can think of, in all parts of speech, too" K

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Posts: 176 | From: Somewhere in the Milky Way | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

Fowlplay
BE MINE


icon16.gif (183 bytes) posted    

(for Mamaduck)

Man you're right! I think that is me! But the only thing is.... I mean the red hair is right but.... I thought you had green eyes, dear? eek.gif (1264 bytes)


Fowl"takin' the gloves off"play

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Posts: 172 | From: san antonio, texas | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Fowlplay
BE MINE


icon215.gif (185 bytes) posted    

No wait. Nevermind. Much to tall to be you. tongue.gif (338 bytes)

Fowlplay

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Posts: 172 | From: san antonio, texas | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

CatoSH
ASK ME


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quote:


Originally posted by BeachLife:
I'm starting to feel real uneasy about this thread. Though obviously, I was one of her least favorite snopsters, I think that there's a moment when we have to give her a proper burial and be done with it. We've gone beyond poking the body with sticks and into a full disection with color commentary and even Kyoko deserves a little bit more than that.


You're probably right Beachlife (I was wondering when someone was going to say this), but I've just come back after a long slumber and wanted to say (none of which is intended as dead-body poking, just answering some questions raised):

1. Willows Actually, Silas is right about there not having to be a body of water for willows. We have a massive willow in our back garden, but the nearest body of water (a river) is about 1/4 mile away (I know their roots are long, but they aren't that long!). We do however, live in the southwest of England, which isn't exactly notorious for its dry climate...

2. As to the blonde Asian pic -- I never saw the blonde pic, but when she said she'd dyed her hair and posted the dark pic, I tried to picture her with blonde hair. From that visualisation, I could imagine her not looking very obviously Asian if she had blonde hair. At the time I thought it was a fair comment, that the black hair probably had brought out her Japanese features.

3. The one thing I never had any doubts about (although I could have been wrong) was that that was a genuine picture of her. Mainly because she always went on about how "ugly" she was, and I find that that is a peculiar affliction of very attractive young women -- you can have a girl who's drop dead gorgeous saying she's "ugly". I think it's because they want everyone else to swoon in disbelief and say "Are you kidding? you're gorgeous!" I thought it was a less likely for someone to think to inflict this delusion/attention-seeking scam upon a fictional character.

4. I actually think (as I'm sure most everyone else does) that Kyo, whoever she is, is very troubled. There seems to be more of a leaning toward annoyance than pity, but nevertheless... I'd often thought that I should try to tell her privately that the stories were unbelievable (or that, even if they were true, they looked unbelievable) -- but it's harder on an internet board, it doesn't feel appropriate to confront someone with those sorts of assumptions, even by PM (IRL I would have definitely said someting to her, long long ago). I hope at least if she did continue reading this thread that she got that message, that she wasn't fooling anyone -- at least it's finally out in the open. That was my big concern, in that, by not saying anything, she would be tempted to come up with more and more delusional tales, and might actually start to believe them (but I'm no mental health expert, it was just my feeling). The second was that some people did appear to being taken in by them, and investing their concern where it was not warranted.

Okay, that's all I wanted to say smile.gif (93 bytes)


Posts: 1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Dark Blue
BE MINE


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The dead horse called. It said "Stop beating me!"
fish.gif (3888 bytes) DB

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Posts: 187 | From: AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  | 

fallentears
ALL MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Dark Blue:
The dead horse called. It said "Stop beating me!"
fish.gif (3888 bytes) DB


If it's dead how can it call? Unless it's Mr. Ed who's a zebra wink.gif (135 bytes) so he wouldn't be a dead horse.

I think this song goes well with cookies.

quote:


[Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?]

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C




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Posts: 884 | From: Canada | Registered: Jan 2003  | 

RingKeeper
ALL MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Christopher in the library:

quote:


Originally posted by 24kKate, in the library, with a dog:

quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:
I'm sorry, guys.
:flings hands in the air:

I left work at 4, I've been to the bank, the DMV and the skating rink, and twice to burger king. Somewhere between then and now y'all started talking about willows and deserts and for the life of me I can't find the beginning of that discussion. Could someone please chow me there?

Thanks.
Try not to step on the cookies.


I think it started here

*Kate runs out of the room, stepping on cookies as she goes*


*sigh* Time for the Clueless vacuum.

G'night guys.

Oh, and if you notice any cookie missing, they're over in the "It's my party and I'll post if I want to" thread. Drop by and say happy birthday.


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