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ali_marea
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Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:

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Originally posted by ali_marea:

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Originally posted by megaira:

And, I have to ask, it looks like a willow tree in the picture...do they even grow in Arizona? They're water sucking leaches. I may have been mistaken, it could be a cottonwood, but they're water hungry as well.


I noticed that same thing! I am so glad it wasn't just me. I don't know a whole lot about the flora of Arizona, but it seemed a bit "off" to me.


Huh? Do you guys imagine that all of Arizona looks like the Rub al Khali of Saudi Arabia? Ever been to Flagstaff? Strange enough, there are plenty of Willow Trees in the state.

(I'm reminded of people who think that Inuit all live in Igloos...)

Silas


Ouch, Silas! I never said that. In fact, I was very clear in stating that I "don't know much about the flora in Arizona". I still think those photos looked odd. But sorry that I'm not an expert on Arizona wildlife and plants. I was responding to what meg said because it was something I'd wondered about too.

I'm more than a little insulted by the igloos/Inuits comment. That was uncalled for, IMO.

ETA: I see that it was sort of worked out between Silas and meg. I still take offense to the condescending comment though. I have relatives in Arizona. I realize there are different areas of the state that have vasty different landscape. Again, that's the reason I mentioned that I wondered about the photo. I wasn't being snarky and don't agree that a "saucy" response was warranted.

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Silas has explained where he was coming from and apologized. I trust that he was being flip, that he was attempting to add a little light-hearted humor to the discussion.

How can anyone get pissed off at Silas, fer chrissake? It's like getting angry at Brad from Georgia or Noemi.

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Originally posted by tagurit:
Silas has explained where he was coming from and apologized. I trust that he was being flip, that he was attempting to add a little light-hearted humor to the discussion.

How can anyone get pissed off at Silas, fer chrissake? It's like getting angry at Brad from Georgia or Noemi.


Yeah, seriously. Lighten up, folks.

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Is this thread even about Kyoko anymore anyway? I feel like this is the "just stopped in to grab a cup of coffee and catch up with the guys" thread. The one place *everybody* shows up at. Maybe not.

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Posts: 3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

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Wow, this has expanded in the last couple of days.

RE: "Maroon" (sorry, that post was a long time ago, and I'm not going back to quote or address directly the person whom asked me about it).

No, I'm not 100% positive that Bugg's use of the word was racist, however, you'll note that the definition said that the word referred to escaped slaves of the 17th and 18th centuries, not that it was a 17th or 18th century word for those slaves. I only posted the first definition of it, and none of the definitions of it as such declare it archaic.

That said, I'm not sure that I'd exactly call it a common usage word, but we're talking about cartoons from back in the day. Unfortunately, genius though they are, classic Warner Brothers cartoons are no strangers to casual racism, although you're less likely to see the more dodgy ones these days. But let's not forget that this is the same rabbit that has, on occasion, been known to tell people to get their "cotton-picking" hands off something ro other.

So, no, I don't know for sure that there's any definate racism in the Buggs Bunny usage of the term, but it wouldn't be out of character. As for it being used in more modern contexts, it's entirely possible that the production teams decided that they could get away witho using the word, as most people seem to associate it with the corruption of the word "moron" (not to imply racism on the current output of the studio, merely that it's a well-known Buggs catchphrase they may not have wanted to retire, so simply changed what they mean it to mean (if you know what I mean)). Or, of course, the production staff over the years may well have actually lost what the word originally meant themselves.

Or, maybe it is just meant as a corruption of the word "moron", after all.

BTW, a quick google search reveals that the word "maroon" being used for escaped slaves is still in use today.

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ali_marea
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Originally posted by tagurit:
Silas has explained where he was coming from and apologized. I trust that he was being flip, that he was attempting to add a little light-hearted humor to the discussion.

How can anyone get pissed off at Silas, fer chrissake? It's like getting angry at Brad from Georgia or Noemi.


I never said I was pissed. I guess this is my cue to get out of the thread.

Sorry if I offended anyone. It was never the intent.

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Trollface writes:

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But let's not forget that this is the same rabbit that has, on occasion, been known to tell people to get their "cotton-picking" hands off something ro other.


Is that racist? My mother says that all the time. It's one of her faux swear words. She says it when she means "damn" or "goddamn," which is the context I assumed it was meant on the cartoons. I've never once heard that it may be racist.

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Is the term "cotton-picking hands" also racist? I had no idea. My mom picked cotton when she was growing up. I've heard the term all my life but never put it together in my mind that it was perhaps meant in a derogatory way.

Now that I think more on it, perhaps it was meant in a bad way towards the poor, rather than a racist thing (kind of like saying "your good-for-nothing hands").

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Originally posted by Gibbie:
Trollface writes:

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But let's not forget that this is the same rabbit that has, on occasion, been known to tell people to get their "cotton-picking" hands off something ro other.


Is that racist? My mother says that all the time. It's one of her faux swear words. She says it when she means "damn" or "goddamn," which is the context I assumed it was meant on the cartoons. I've never once heard that it may be racist.

Gibbie


Seconded--color me stunned! However, I am the the "moron" who originally brought up "maroon". I should just stay with "ignoramususus".

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tagurit
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quote:


Originally posted by Gibbie:
Trollface writes:

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But let's not forget that this is the same rabbit that has, on occasion, been known to tell people to get their "cotton-picking" hands off something ro other.


Is that racist? My mother says that all the time. It's one of her faux swear words. She says it when she means "damn" or "goddamn," which is the context I assumed it was meant on the cartoons. I've never once heard that it may be racist.


It could be construed as racist, if one believes that all cotton was picked by black slaves, and cotton plantations did take advantage of slavery, generally speaking. However, a lot of cotton was picked by non-blacks also.

Cotton is notoriously rough and harsh to the hands. Hand picking cotton and pulling the fiber from the rough hull is hard on the hands. Cotton pickers usually would have hands that are torn up and bloody. I think this is where the expression is derived from.

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Post #500

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Originally posted by tagurit:

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Originally posted by Gibbie:
Trollface writes:

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But let's not forget that this is the same rabbit that has, on occasion, been known to tell people to get their "cotton-picking" hands off something ro other.


Is that racist? My mother says that all the time. It's one of her faux swear words. She says it when she means "damn" or "goddamn," which is the context I assumed it was meant on the cartoons. I've never once heard that it may be racist.


It could be construed as racist, if one believes that all cotton was picked by black slaves, and cotton plantations did take advantage of slavery, generally speaking. However, a lot of cotton was picked by non-blacks also.

Cotton is notoriously rough and harsh to the hands. Hand picking cotton and pulling the fiber from the rough hull is hard on the hands. Cotton pickers usually would have hands that are torn up and bloody. I think this is where the expression is derived from.

tag


My manager at Burger King said "cotton-picking" to my co-workers all the time. She and the co-workers were all African-American. I did wonder if the term was racist. I did assume that someone would construe it that way.

OT, but did anyone see the lady get upset on the Apprentice when someone used the "pot and kettle" analogy? Does anyone know if that considered racist? I've never considered it to be. I think she was being ridiculous. I'd be interested to see if anyone else knows something about it.

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tagurit
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Originally posted by Christie:
Is this thread even about Kyoko anymore anyway? I feel like this is the "just stopped in to grab a cup of coffee and catch up with the guys" thread. The one place *everybody* shows up at. Maybe not.


Yep. It's a nice little spot to put your feet up and chew the fat. smile.gif (93 bytes) I mean, cookie.

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Wordorigins.org says that Cotton-picking's first recorded use was a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

They think it's racist too, but present no evidence, only speculation.

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tagurit
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Wordorigins also says this:

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But the noun cotton-picker is older. It dates to around 1919 and refers to a contemptable person. Those who worked in the fields, usually blacks, were beneath notice. The racial overtones have mellowed over the years, but it is still a derogatory term.


But I have a hard time believing it. Why cotton pickers? Why not tobacco pickers or any other crop? It doesn't make sense. Edit: I still believe it comes from the condition of the hands of cotton pickers, in some manner.

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Originally posted by tagurit:
Wordorigins also says this:


But I have a hard time believing it. Why cotton pickers? Why not tobacco pickers or any other crop? It doesn't make sense. [/QUOTE]

Bacuase while slaves were used in a number of areas, the vast majority were in the south, where the largest crops were cotton, and where over time the slaves were treated worse and the worst of the "racial slurs" were born and used. Not saying it didn't go on all over, but becomes of geography etc it teneded to be souther focused...

Couse I'm you aveage white male, and I've picked cotton (it does hurt). And it wasn't even in the south...

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Christie
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Originally posted by tagurit:
Wordorigins also says this:

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But the noun cotton-picker is older. It dates to around 1919 and refers to a contemptable person. Those who worked in the fields, usually blacks, were beneath notice. The racial overtones have mellowed over the years, but it is still a derogatory term.


But I have a hard time believing it. Why cotton pickers? Why not tobacco pickers or any other crop? It doesn't make sense. Edit: I still believe it comes from the condition of the hands of cotton pickers, in some manner.


We've used that expression for as long as I can remember. Usually when we're *jokingly* accusing someone of potential theft. As in "Hey keep your cotton picking hands to yourself these are MY cookies". :shrug: Same with maroon, usually we say scornfully "what an ultra maroon". I never knew it was even possible to think of it as racist confused.gif (110 bytes) . Learn something knew everyday I guess.

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Having worked as a cotton picker, I would cheerfully use the term "cotton-pickin'" to refer to any irritating, exhausting, and almost pointless endeavor.

"When them cotton bolls get rotten you can't pick very much cotton," my foot. Cotton bolls are sharp little razor-faced finger traps. Each one holds approximately the same amount of cotton you would find on the end of a Q-tip. And you're supposed to fill this GIGANTIC burlap bag, longer than you are tall, with millions of these little fluffballs.

I see the term as referring to the sheer drudgework and triviality of this kind of stoop labor. Usually when I've heard the term, it hasn't been applied to people: "Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute!" is more usual. For me the implication is "Interrupt the irritating thing you are doing and listen to this for a minute." Or words to that effect.

Like "Evolution." Don't it just sound tacky?

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Originally posted by tagurit:
I still believe it comes from the condition of the hands of cotton pickers, in some manner.


You're probalby right. But I believe it caught on, not because it made sense to anyone or because it was racist, but because it feels good coming off the tongue. Like whippersnapper, or dingbat, or dagnabbit. The words don't mean a flippin thing, but they're fun to say and give your speech a satisfying rhythm.

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Originally posted by tagurit:
]But I have a hard time believing it. Why cotton pickers? Why not tobacco pickers or any other crop? It doesn't make sense.


Because Cotton Is (or was) King.

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To reap the most profits and to provide the labor needed for cotton picking, a large number of slaves were imported into South Carolina and Georgia, and slave labor became a valuable market throughout the South. The way into the Southern aristocracy was through the ownership of land and slaves, and the way to get land and slaves was to grow cotton: the crop provided the cash and credit to buy both. At this time, too, the cotton kingdom pushed ever westward with planters searching for new and richer soils to grow more white cotton with the labor of more black slaves. Ironically, just as abolition-1st sentiment was increasing in the United States, the invention of the cotton gin instigated a deeper entrenchment of slavery into the Southern economy and society.
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Antebellum history often seems dominated by scenes of plantations worked by slaves. Although thousands of large plantations employed slave labor and produced most of the South's cotton, numerically there were more small farmers, mostly whites, who cultivated the upland areas. Many of these yeomen were subsistence farmers and produced only a surplus of cotton for market. Southern farmers who did not grow cotton sold some of their foodstuff to the planters. Cotton could bring prosperity or depression, according to changes in the market, and these fluctuations meant very differing experiences for whites, slaves, and antebellum free blacks of each different region of the South.
When at its peak, the demanding cultivation and transportation of cotton required the labor of the majority of men, women, and children in the rural South. Most Southern life was regulated by the agricultural economy, and more and more over time, this came to mean the cotton economy. Although free workers and slaves pursued a diversity of agricultural and industrial occupations in the antebellum South, by 1850 the routine of taking care of the white-blossomed, white-bolled, short-staple cotton plants increasingly typified rural Southern existence.
By 1860, cotton ruled the South, which annually exported two-thirds of the world supply of the "white gold."


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Christie
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Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

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Originally posted by tagurit:
I still believe it comes from the condition of the hands of cotton pickers, in some manner.


You're probalby right. But I believe it caught on, not because it made sense to anyone or because it was racist, but because it feels good coming off the tongue. Like whippersnapper, or dingbat, or dagnabbit. The words don't mean a flippin thing, but they're fun to say and give your speech a satisfying rhythm.


Yep, and as an alternative to :gasp: really swearing. I know when I've used the term cotton picking I could just as easily be saying some of the terms used in the OP but I'm either in a situation where that kind of swearing is not apppropriate or is just not serious enough to use the "bad words".

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Posts: 3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

tagurit
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Admittedly that was a bit of conjecture on my part. I realize that a lot of terms are racist. I also realize that a lot of terms that didn't start out being racist ended up that way. I also think that a lot of terms that never had anything to do with racism may be perceived as racist.

I see cotton picking cotton pickers as harmless.

I think Brad's theory may be just as correct or possibly more correct than mine.

I don't use the term cotton picking/er but they seem relatively harmless to me.

Edit: Aye. Right you are, Bufungla. Thanks.

tag

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Why can I not stop reading this thread?! I have learned more here in the last few days...I am now an expert in the flora of southwest America, religious zealots baking cookies, possibly offensive terms, and Judah's skidmarked undies.

I think we've solved the mysteries of life, folks.

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Originally posted by Fowlplay:
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Man you're right! I think that is me! But the only thing is.... I mean the red hair is right but.... I thought you had green eyes, dear? eek.gif (1264 bytes)


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Actually, I questioned the inclusion of "cotton-picking" myself. It's one my mum uses, and she's far from racist.

However, the more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that it was a racist term, albeit one whose racism is lost in time. To me, being a "cotton picker" is just one of many (not necessarily, but usually) American racial stereotypes of black people, along with eating watermelon (or fried chicken), being a "spearchucker", having rhythm or having a large penis. I mean nobody here would argue (or at least I hope not) that only black people eat watermelon or that all black people have rhythm. However, were people to read a description of someone (particularly a not-very flattering one) where they were described as eating watermelon with rhythm, then I think most people could see the stereotype that was being presented.

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Originally posted by tagurit:
Silas has explained where he was coming from and apologized.




Actually, I only "sort of" apologized... I did the old "I'm sorry...but..." thing... I was still angry...

I'm sorry. I'm seriously sorry. I never intended to hurt anyone's feelings. I was trying to use mild sarcasm, as between friends -- the technical term is "badinage" -- and I messed up. I misjudged the effects of my words.

megaira and ali_marea are good people, whom I admire sincerely, and whom I would never consciously attempt to hurt.

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How can anyone get pissed off at Silas, fer chrissake? It's like getting angry at Brad from Georgia or Noemi.


Bless you for saying it, but it ain't so. I'm not worthy to wash their feet (nor compute their operational parameters.)

It is, however, mildly amusing that we can have a lengthy discussion of abortion in which no one lost their temper...and angry words were exchanged over willow trees... Only on snopes!

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Posts: 7973 | From: San Diego, CA, USA | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

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I really had no idea "cotton-pickin'" was racist in origin. Makes sense, somewhat.

I, too, have used it as a fake swear word. I find the real ones are more effective, however.

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Posts: 3175 | From: Tennessee | Registered: Jun 2002  | 

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Originally posted by trollface:
Actually, I questioned the inclusion of "cotton-picking" myself. It's one my mum uses, and she's far from racist.

However, the more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that it was a racist term, albeit one whose racism is lost in time. To me, being a "cotton picker" is just one of many (not necessarily, but usually) American racial stereotypes of black people, along with eating watermelon (or fried chicken), being a "spearchucker", having rhythm or having a large penis. I mean nobody here would argue (or at least I hope not) that only black people eat watermelon or that all black people have rhythm. However, were people to read a description of someone (particularly a not-very flattering one) where they were described as eating watermelon with rhythm, then I think most people could see the stereotype that was being presented.


Ok, just a teeny-weeney nitpick. These are northern stereotypes of blacks that filtered into the rest of American society. They aren't as universal American stereotypes as one would think. Besides, racism in the South was far more straightforward. No need to hide one's racist tendencies behind stereotypes when one can come right out and say whatever hateful thing one wants. And since "cotton-pickin'" is used extensively in the South, I'd say it doesn't have much inthe way of racist overtones, if it really ever did.

~As the daughter of a watermelon eatin, fried chicken cookin' cotton picker, I stand by my claim~

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Posts: 1939 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Silas Sparkhammer
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Originally posted by Angl Utterly Clueless Rdr:
I really had no idea "cotton-pickin'" was racist in origin. Makes sense, somewhat.

I, too, have used it as a fake swear word. I find the real ones are more effective, however.


My favorite "fake" cuss words were from the old comic strip "Rick O'Shay" by Stan Lynde. You'd get such gems as "Son of a Badger!" and "Schmird!"

I also find that some minerological terms make very effective cuss-words. "Schist! Chert! Karst!"

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Just way 'till I bring out the nautical terms :-D

Turnbuckle is a great exclamation, for one... And there's alway the classic poop deck, with it's lesser known cousin, the foc'stle. That one is just too easy.

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Silas Sparkhammer
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Originally posted by Etienne, kitchen, with the plunger:
Just way 'till I bring out the nautical terms :-D

Turnbuckle is a great exclamation, for one... And there's alway the classic poop deck, with it's lesser known cousin, the foc'stle. That one is just too easy.

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One of my favorite fake cuss words came from the original "Battlestar Galactica" TV show:

"Oh, frack!"

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The least satisfying fake cuss word I know is "tanj" from the Ringworld books. I know, it means "there ain't no justice" and it's Niven and all, but there's just no flavor to it. No bite.

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My favourite fake cuss word at the moment was invented by my OH, scruttocks, I'm not sure that's how it's spelt, or even if it should be written down, but I love it!

BTW What did happen to Spider in the Ointment? Did he just stop posting? Or did I miss a grand exit?

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Originally posted by Holly Golightly:

BTW What did happen to Spider in the Ointment? Did he just stop posting? Or did I miss a grand exit?


As I understand it he was banned.... I'm sure there's a thread somewhere, but it seems he used to badger snopes about the way the forum was run, and was warned on several occasions that whinging was rude and wouldn't be tolerated, then he made some post about how he didn't like... something, on the forum (can't remember what) for like the fiftieth time, and so he was banned. I think that's how it happened anyway, it was more of a slow trickle rather than a ball of fire.


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