Originally posted by Mur(uti)der
for Hire: Gee, now that Kyoko & Spider in the ointment are both gone,
Spider is gone? When did that
happen? Did I miss his flaming farewell rant, or did he quietly fade away?
eta: I noted Cato's remarks that he'd been banned (sorry about not reading all the way
before posting, but that's what happens with a 17-page thread.) I'll miss him, in a way.
His rants about the poor oppressed Scots and the evil Brits could get old, but matching
wits with him could be fun.
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617 | From: Charlottesville, VA | Registered: Jan 2003
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Originally posted by bruce down
under: Try singing it to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme. Doesn't quite scan but
some slight re-wording might fix it.
Bruce Down Under
It works better for me using the
tune for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
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Originally posted by bruce down
under: Try singing it to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme. Doesn't quite scan but
some slight re-wording might fix it.
I have what I used to refer to as
my theme song, done to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme. It's called "Trapped
on the Internet."
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5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000 |
Originally posted by It Was
Stressa, w/the Candlestick: You know, it has been really interesting to follow the permutations of this
thread. From flameouts, confabulists and cookies, to throwing your hands up in the air, to
Judah's disturbing photo gallery...where can you grow a willow tree and cottonpicker and
maroon and Bugs Bunny; the list goes on and on. Maybe this is what it would have been like
if James Joyce and William Faulkner had tried to do their stream of consciousness writing
by committee.
Brilliant, I agree -- I wonder if any of our writing snopesters could turn this
into a short story? (perhaps laced with interweaving events if it wants to be less avant
garde )
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1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002
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Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: Watch out for the dogs.
Yeah, them bitches will tear your
cat apart!
A dingo got my kitten!!!
Oh that is so sad, Christopher.
Would you like to tell us about it to make you feel better? You just go right ahead and
open up to us. It's ok if you get a bit profane. The sight of that dingoed kitten must
have been awful. And how is your family treating you since the tragic event?
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639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002 |
Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: Watch out for the dogs.
Yeah, them bitches will tear your
cat apart!
A dingo got my kitten!!!
Oh that is so sad, Christopher.
Would you like to tell us about it to make you feel better? You just go right ahead and
open up to us. It's ok if you get a bit profane. The sight of that dingoed kitten must
have been awful. And how is your family treating you since the tragic event?
What's worse is that it HAPPENED
ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE BROTHER lured me up to show off my new blonde hair
but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM VET come out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE BROTHER
lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM VET come
out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
Thanks for asking.
Christopher, you are a sick sick
man. Please don't get well.
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5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000 |
What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE BROTHER
lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM VET come
out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
Thanks for asking.
It's ok. It's ok. We're here to
help. Now don't take this wrong, please. But I'm trying to get this straight. You carried
your kitten onstage, and a veteran called you bad rascist names, you set your kitten down
and it got killed? Is that how it went? It's ok if you don't want to talk about it right
now. I'm sure it brings up bad memories. Was there lots of blood or something?
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639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002 |
Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE BROTHER
lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM VET come
out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
Thanks for asking.
*returns from kitchen with roll of
paper towel*
grumble...third keyboard this month...grumble...
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295 | From: The cornfield | Registered: Dec 2002 |
What is it with men and lesbians
anyway? The best explanation I can get out of my hubby is that it's like "twice as
good, but without any other men in the way". And I say, "But if they're
lesbians, they aren't going to want a man in there anyway" (ie, the man who's getting
so excited over it hasn't got a chance). He just says, "Doesn't matter, it's all
good."
I remember having this hilarious conversation with a guy at work because he'd decided that
lap dancers were moving into the next office (I have no idea why, but he seemed pretty
chuffed by the idea). I told him about a woman I knew who'd become a lap dancer... he was
pretty pleased to hear that anyway, but then when I told him that she'd decided she was a
lesbian at about the same time, his smile practically cracked his face open -- he said,
"It just gets better and better". I was like, "Why is it better? She's a
lap dancer who will never sleep with you."
Men are weird
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1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002
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Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE BROTHER
lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM VET come
out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
Thanks for asking.
Christopher, you are a sick sick
man. Please don't get well.
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4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000
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You also left out the long
expletive list about how Dubya is a *blankity blankin' blank blank blankity blank blank
blank blankity blanky blank blanky-blank blank blank!*
And now you know the threads Kyoko wrote that I was most familiar with
So now I've got a burning question - did she REALLY plan on spitting on the guy? I half
took her seriously when she was so riled. Though the discussion on spitting that resulted
made up for it, IMHO.
The world may never know...she backed down in the blink of an eye. Though if I'd turned on
the news and saw a Japanese lesbian being arrested in Phoenix, well, I could at least say
"Hey, I know that girl!"
Crap, I started rambling again. Oh hey, the barbecued cookies are done!
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Class
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1237 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Feb 2002 |
Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: [QUOTE]What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE
BROTHER lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM
VET come out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
But you showed him! You married
Simon from Amercian Idol, right?
ki"and Britney sang at the wedding!"tap
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1600 | From: The Land of the Saguaro | Registered: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by Christopher
in the library: [QUOTE]What's worse is that it HAPPENED ON STAGE where the dingo and my ASSHOLE
BROTHER lured me up to show off my new blonde hair but instead had this MORONIC VIETNAM
VET come out and call me a DIRTY CHINK GOOK!!!
But you showed him! You married
Simon from Amercian Idol, right?
ki"and Britney sang at the wedding!"tap
You forget I turned lesbian, so it
was Britney I married and Simon who was ravaged by Rottweilers.
Green tea out the nose and all
over the internet cafe keyboard and myself. This thread is the best laugh I`ve had in a
long time. I just can`t tear myself away!
Very true. But I get all these
free really watery drinks while I laugh, so...well, it`s still a crappy deal but with the
computer in the shop what can you do?
So, to amend, Christopher, that was the best laugh I can get for 350 yen an hour plus
really watery drinks.
This feels like a Blue family reunion when we all gang up and make fun of the cousin who
didn't show up.
But darn it! Discovering this thread has kept me up til (Good Lord!) 7am and I have to
work tomorrow. Shame on you all. I must be off to bed... now that it's
tomorrow
So I guess I'll come back later and see what's going on. And I'll bring some cookies
K
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"The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round. For I have seen the
shadow on the moon. And I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinan
Magellan
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79 | From: Dayton, Ohio USA | Registered: Oct 2002 |
Originally posted by It Was
Stressa, w/the Candlestick: You know, it has been really interesting to follow the permutations of this
thread. From flameouts, confabulists and cookies, to throwing your hands up in the air, to
Judah's disturbing photo gallery...where can you grow a willow tree and cottonpicker and
maroon and Bugs Bunny; the list goes on and on. Maybe this is what it would have been like
if James Joyce and William Faulkner had tried to do their stream of consciousness writing
by committee.
Brilliant, I agree -- I wonder if any of our writing snopesters could turn this
into a short story? (perhaps laced with interweaving events if it wants to be less avant
garde )
Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's
whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility, in the brooding because filled with
memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the heart, and moving even the imperturbed
and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess, Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled,
stuffed with vituperative cursings and kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless,
Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board
lifetime ever achieved, and stronger: having not only length but the simple human drive
against the dark, the will not to prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to
the final dingdong of doom.
(Man, that takes it out of you!)
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