This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And now they'll keep posting it forever just because
This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on.....
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161 | From: In the middle of nowhere, Mo | Registered: Oct 2003
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Originally posted by Brad from
Georgia: Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility,
in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the
heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess,
Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and
kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing
eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger:
having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to
prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.
This looks just like that weird
spam that everybody has been receiving lately!
~Diz
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As the lizard turns.
Wouldn't it be weird
if...?
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2234 | From: San Diego County | Registered: Nov 2000
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I noticed something interesting
about Kyo. In the thread Icons that bring out the worst in you... Kyo says "they dragged
students over to the polls to vote, and I voted for Bush." If you check Kyo's profile
it says her birth date is July 7th, 1984. She wasn't old enough to have voted in the 2000
elections. Hmmmm.
Originally posted by David: I noticed something interesting about Kyo. In the thread Icons that bring out the worst in you... Kyo says "they dragged
students over to the polls to vote, and I voted for Bush." If you check Kyo's profile
it says her birth date is July 7th, 1984. She wasn't old enough to have voted in the 2000
elections. Hmmmm.
That does seem a bit odd. Perhaps
she meant she voted in a mock election- then she wouldn't be worried about the results
regarding who she voted for though.
-------------------- Mrs Darwin
15th April 1852- Went to the zoo- I said to Him...
There's something about that chimpanzee over there that reminds me of you... Carol Ann
Duffy
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1808 | From: London, UK | Registered: Feb 2003 |
This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And now they'll keep posting it forever just because
This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on.....
Okay, that cinches it! I've been
lurking here for days, enjoying the inanity of it all, but with absolutley nothing useful
to add. Now I realize tht it doesn't matter! BTW, yesterday I was reading, drinking
coffee, and enjoying a couple of gluten-free chocolate chip cookies. Does that
automatically make me an initiate of the Church? Or do I have to share?
lj
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"The V in V-Day stands for Valentine, Victory and Vagina" http://www.vday.org/
I just found some twinkies behind
some dishes in my cupboard. I don't know how long they've been in there, but since they
have the half-life of Plutonium 239, they should be ok, right? Should I bring them to the
Church meeting thingy?
"What? Are these raisins or rat turds? Can't tell sometimes." 10 points for that
reference (or 2 twinkies)
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All I have is my bass guitar, three chords & the truth.
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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"
Originally posted by
JudahPBenjamin: Slightly less pornogrphic profile pic.
I had an uncle like this once.
JudahP"No, dont touch me there, daddy"Benjamin
Blerg... the guy with the cereal
was less disturbing.
Am I the only one that thinks that
man's hot?
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"The more you love, the more you can love -- and the more intensely you love. Nor is
there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all
of that majority who are decent and just."
Heinlein
Originally posted by tagurit: I really liked JK Will and I miss him. He was not in the same category as Kyoko,
AFAIC.
I guess you never got on his bad
side . I do kind of miss him though, we haven't had a good
"British Royal Family are No Better than Pond Scum" thread in ages.
No, I suppose I never did get on
his bad side. I ignored some of his posts, though. Just like I ignore some of other
people's posts.
I should add, I was responding to Muruti's post, not Tabby's and Mama Duck's.
tag
You're probably not Mormon,
either, since I lost count of all the times he would either start threads on How Corrupt
And Evil Everybody Involved In The LDS Church IS or hijack a thread about the Masons, the
Amish or the Super Bowl into a diatrible of The Evil That Is Everything Mormon. Of course,
this was only when he could spare time from relating everything anybody from the US said
or did to a veiled attempt to Oppress The Scots.
buf 'miss him too, but my aim's improving ' ungla
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Posts:
3101 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Jun 2001 |
You know, if there really is a God
who is planning a little recreational apocalypse, this is probably exactly how it can be
stopped.
Does this mean that the Church of
the Clueless now gives hambubba permission to eat every ding dong he comes across just in
case it is the ding dong of doom?
And forgive me, but what is the fate of the great hambubba, savior of whatever the Church
of the Clueless stands for, after he eats the ding dong of doom? Would he be the first
CotC martyr?
lavender "heh, you said ding dong of doom, heh heh" blue
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36 | From: 6'x10' hole in the wall | Registered: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by Christie: Now that I think of it though, sometimes JK and I really were on the same page
about stuff, not often its true, but sometimes. And he could be very funny when he wasn't
grinding those axes of his anyway.
I agree on both counts. I did find
it particularly funny though that he stopped ranting and raving about polygamy after I
came out as being polyamorous. It was like it took the wind out of his sails somewhat.
Noemi
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Beat back the hun with transmuted bathtubs! Smash Hitlerism with transmogrified trash
cans!
Originally posted by Christie: Now that I think of it though, sometimes JK and I really were on the same page
about stuff, not often its true, but sometimes. And he could be very funny when he wasn't
grinding those axes of his anyway.
I agree on both counts. I did find
it particularly funny though that he stopped ranting and raving about polygamy after I
came out as being polyamorous. It was like it took the wind out of his sails somewhat.
Noemi
He also reminded me of some of the people I know IRL who can be so argumentative and
bullheaded on a subject that I just have to take the opposite point of view because I
can't bear to agree with them.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill
Posts:
3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001 |
Originally posted by Brad from
Georgia: Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility,
in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the
heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess,
Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and
kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing
eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger:
having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to
prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.
(Man, that takes it out of you!)
Brad, I am absolutey stunned by
this post! This is my
Favorite.post.ever.
(This would be a YOMANK, but my jaw simply dropped open, so what I was eating dribbled out
of my mouth instead of spraying on the keyboard. So much for my sandwich). I think I've
been bathed in the healing waters of the Church of the Clueless (time for a cookie).
Absalom! Absalom! Brad From Georgia! - Stressa
-------------------- Pull up your pants, ladies and gents;
Please, act like you got some sense! - Andre 3000
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1525 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002 |
Originally posted by lavender
blue: Does this mean that the Church of the Clueless now gives hambubba permission to
eat every ding dong he comes across just in case it is the ding dong of doom?
Give him permission!? Try
and stop him!
On the other hand, if the fate of the world ever depends on someone eating the Krispy
Kreme of Kaos, I'm your man.
You know, if there really is a
God, you can damn well bet he or she is reading this thread right now. And is just as
glued to it as we are. And since God doesn't bake, somebody better get their ass in gear
and start cranking out Moon crater-sized cookies for him, pronto.
He's got one free hand to eat them, because the other one is pressin down hard on somebody
who was using the screen name Kyoko. For all we know, "she" could be a dude.
But entertain this thought for a moment...
Imagine that this person really is a "troll". Somebody who created an entirely
fictitious online persona just for the hell of it. Just for the fun of it. Anybody can
pretend to be anybody on the Internet. Kyoko could be a 50 year old male college
professor. We laugh that she tried to get us to believe her lies. But has anyone
absolutely confirmed that "she" was really even a teenage girl???
What that would mean is that Kyoko really isn't a mentally disturbed issuefull person
after all. Kyoko is an Internet performance artist of sorts. She could be watching this
intently, completely devoid of shame. When is an actor shameful of acting? Never. Unless
they just know they've done a poor job of it. But Kyoko did a Royal job. And if what I'm
saying is true, this thread is the applause of the audience to her.
Her postings were often very articulate, in spite of the crudeness of her persona.
Can snopes know if this person has multiple user names? Has this cat only lost one life?
Posts:
639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002 |
And verily did First of Two poke
his head in and speak unto the throng, saying:
"Take thy dingdongs of doom and thy krispy kreme of kaos unto thyselves, but don't
get between me and the Vanilla Creme Doughnuts!"
And he did drink of the Dew of the Mountain, and the tea which was supersaturated with
sugar and iced, and after a time he did say:
"Dag, yo. I really gotta go pee."
And departed from them.
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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate
and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and
time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence
Has that midi always been on the
church of the clueless page? I don't think I could have missed it last time... If it has
always been there, I'll conclude that I've never gone with my speakers on before.
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Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Posts:
3340 | From: the cabbage patch | Registered: Aug 2000
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Is it wrong for me to want to join
the CotC just for the cookies?
I practiced the ritual flinging of hands last night, but I was washing dishes at the
time, so I don't think I've got it yet. Do I lose points for that?
OTOH, I can dance in circles to beat the band. (But, it does make me dizzy, so I
may have to sit one out every once in a while...)
Either way, I've brought chorklit-chip cookies for everyone. On paper plates.
Chooch "rebel without a clue" McGooch
(hambubba, wasn't "the great heebie-jeebie" a magician in the 1930's?)
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70 | From: a Plymouth Satellite, faster than the speed of light |
Registered: Oct 2002 |
Originally posted by Barns &
No Bull:
What that would mean is that Kyoko really isn't a mentally disturbed issuefull person
after all. Kyoko is an Internet performance artist of sorts. She could be watching this
intently, completely devoid of shame. When is an actor shameful of acting? Never. Unless
they just know they've done a poor job of it. But Kyoko did a Royal job. And if what I'm
saying is true, this thread is the applause of the audience to her.
I think you are probably right but
I do think that Kyoko is a very angry person. She was just so consistently filled with
rage about so many diverse issues. I can't help but think if she was creating an internet
character she still invested a lot of herself into that character.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill
Posts:
3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001 |
Imagine that this person really is a "troll". Somebody who created an entirely
fictitious online persona just for the hell of it. Just for the fun of it. Anybody can
pretend to be anybody on the Internet. Kyoko could be a 50 year old male college
professor. We laugh that she tried to get us to believe her lies. But has anyone
absolutely confirmed that "she" was really even a teenage girl???
Well... hm
There is an oldtimer (we'll call him Bob) in a chatroom I frequent who can't decide quite
who he is. If it weren't for a few identifying aspects (always has an AOL ip, reverts to a
particular behavior after a while, etc), we really wouldn't know it was him. He's fooled
me several times over - he'd come in and chat and act totally normal...we'd be asking each
other in private "is that bob?" "think so, doesn't sound like him
though"...then someone he hates would join and he'd fall back into his pattern of
insulting that person and we'd go "yep, bob." At one point, I figured he was an
inside-inside joke (hell, he still could be, I suppose) and a persona that a few of the
core regulars took on to give the chatroom it's own...flavor. He wasn't particularly
dangerous and the only real pain in the ass about him was when he hit the right buttons on
the wrong people and the chatroom would dissolve into an bickerfest...at that point,
putting all the argueing parties on ignore would render you sitting alone in a quiet room.
hehe
His motivation has always been attention and to get a rise out of people, though...
everyone ignores him, he just leaves. If he gets a rise out of someone, he generally gets
worse.
So, always possible, of course. Her webpage addy is "jokergirl" after all.
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We will be travelling at six thousand miles per hour, at an altitude of three hundred
feet. ~~~~ aspiring stewardess, Catch Me If You Can
Posts:
4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000
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Originally posted by Cynestria: Has that midi always been on the church of the clueless page? I don't think I
could have missed it last time... If it has always been there, I'll conclude that I've
never gone with my speakers on before.
It's the first I heard it, after
reading your post. I almost always have my speakers on, so it must be new.
tag
Edit: Hammy, I have a little midi file of a tune called "Nothing" if you ever
feel like rotating tunes.
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Explore, enjoy and protect the planet
Posts:
5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000 |
I finished!!! It took two salami
sandwiches, a bottle of water, and half a packet of sunflower seeds to get here but I did
it! (Yes, I am a loser and spent hours reading from page one to here today.)
I wouldn't normally respond, but this thread took up so much of my time that I feel like I
have to. And the worst part is I don't remember what I was going to say. Actually, I used
to have ideas, but they've all been said at least three times over (not dissing the
thread, I'm just late).
All right, I have a few questions/replies (and I can't give names to who posted, that
would be rediculous [sp?], so try to bear with me):
1. A few people have mentioned other posters going down in flames (not to this extent,
though), and I'm just wondering what thread(s) that was in because I'm curious.
2. Along with my first number, I was in the Spider in the Ointment/newspaper registration
thread when she (he? I'm not sure-- sorry) was banned. Before that incident, Spider always
seemed to be nice and level-headed. Does anyone have links to any of THOSE posts where
Spider wasn't acting appropriately?
3. Someone once mentioned that Kyoko most likely had more than one IDs on the message
boards, and I believe that there is one poster here that immediately set up a red flag to
me, but I didn't (well, don't) want to name them. No one responded to their post, and so
I'm wondering if I would be overstepping if I said what page they were on. I won't, but someone can PM me if they got the same feeling and
don't want to say it in public.
4. I want to join the Church of the Clueless! I'll make cookies!
Strawberries "I had to get that out" 'n Sugar
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