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Brad from Georgia
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by hambubba doesn't have this:
"final dingdong of doom", eh? I think I actually ate that. Sorry.

ham "I just postponed the apocalypse" bubba


Paraphrased that from William Faulkner's Nobel Prize acceptance speech. I think his actual expression was "even when the last ding-dong of doom has faded...."

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Posts: 3658 | From: Gainesville, Georgia | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Barns & No Bull
ALL MINE


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Kyoko, if you are still reading this...

All your lies are belong to us!


Posts: 639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

ali_marea
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:
Kyoko, if you are still reading this...

All your lies are belong to us!


heh, I love you.

That was beautiful *grin*

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"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H*


Posts: 1343 | From: Pittsburgh, PA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

ElphabaFaye
BE MINE


icon99.gif (2210 bytes) posted    

All together now:

This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And now they'll keep posting it forever just because
This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on.....

fish.gif (3888 bytes)


Posts: 161 | From: In the middle of nowhere, Mo | Registered: Oct 2003  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:
Kyoko, if you are still reading this...

All your lies are belong to us!


That just made me think of the Miranda warning...

Especially that part that goes (probably not verbatim): anything you say can and will be used against you...

Morrigan

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Sittin' here, readin' my heart out waitin', waitin' for some lover to call...

Michael Ball-Live At the Royal Alber Hall


Posts: 657 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

DizzyLizard
EZ 2 LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:
Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility, in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess, Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger: having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.


This looks just like that weird spam that everybody has been receiving lately!

~Diz

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As the lizard turns.
Wouldn't it be weird if...?


Posts: 2234 | From: San Diego County | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

David
MARRY ME


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

I noticed something interesting about Kyo. In the thread Icons that bring out the worst in you... Kyo says "they dragged students over to the polls to vote, and I voted for Bush." If you check Kyo's profile it says her birth date is July 7th, 1984. She wasn't old enough to have voted in the 2000 elections. Hmmmm.


Posts: 393 | From: USA | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

Lexi
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by David:
I noticed something interesting about Kyo. In the thread Icons that bring out the worst in you... Kyo says "they dragged students over to the polls to vote, and I voted for Bush." If you check Kyo's profile it says her birth date is July 7th, 1984. She wasn't old enough to have voted in the 2000 elections. Hmmmm.


That does seem a bit odd. Perhaps she meant she voted in a mock election- then she wouldn't be worried about the results regarding who she voted for though.

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15th April 1852- Went to the zoo- I said to Him...
There's something about that chimpanzee over there that reminds me of you... Carol Ann Duffy


Posts: 1808 | From: London, UK | Registered: Feb 2003  | 

lynnejanet loves VDAY
BE MINE


icon602.gif (175 bytes) posted    

quote:


This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And now they'll keep posting it forever just because
This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on.....


Okay, that cinches it! I've been lurking here for days, enjoying the inanity of it all, but with absolutley nothing useful to add. Now I realize tht it doesn't matter! BTW, yesterday I was reading, drinking coffee, and enjoying a couple of gluten-free chocolate chip cookies. Does that automatically make me an initiate of the Church? Or do I have to share?

lj

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"The V in V-Day stands for Valentine, Victory and Vagina"
http://www.vday.org/


Posts: 94 | From: Ontario, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  | 

Hell's Granny
ALL MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:

(Man, that takes it out of you!)


And you can kindly put it right back where it was, young man! Usher - whack his peepee!

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Posts: 903 | From: South-West Scotland | Registered: Dec 2001  | 

Moruti
ALL MINE


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I just found some twinkies behind some dishes in my cupboard. I don't know how long they've been in there, but since they have the half-life of Plutonium 239, they should be ok, right? Should I bring them to the Church meeting thingy?

"What? Are these raisins or rat turds? Can't tell sometimes." 10 points for that reference (or 2 twinkies)

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All I have is my bass guitar, three chords & the truth.


Posts: 770 | From: WV's "middle finger" | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

Slightly less pornogrphic profile pic.

I had an uncle like this once.


JudahP"No, dont touch me there, daddy"Benjamin

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"Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1740 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

bratling
ALL MINE


icon37.gif (174 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Slightly less pornogrphic profile pic.

I had an uncle like this once.


JudahP"No, dont touch me there, daddy"Benjamin


Blerg... the guy with the cereal was less disturbing. frown.gif (94 bytes)

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Some women kiss frogs, and they stay frogs.


Posts: 913 | From: yogurt world | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

TheBobo
MARRY ME


icon15.gif (356 bytes) posted    

It's been a full 30 minutes(!) between posts. This baby is lossing momentum.
Maybe it's time to put Old Yeller to sleep....

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Posts: 560 | From: Scranton, Pa | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Chimera
FOR YOU


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by bratling:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
Slightly less pornogrphic profile pic.

I had an uncle like this once.


JudahP"No, dont touch me there, daddy"Benjamin


Blerg... the guy with the cereal was less disturbing. frown.gif (94 bytes)


Am I the only one that thinks that man's hot?

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"The more you love, the more you can love -- and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just."
Heinlein


Posts: 3438 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

hambubba, eater of the FDDoD
IT'S LOVE


icon16.gif (183 bytes) posted    

Important! NAY!!!! URGENT UPDATE!


Posts: 5836 | From: a far, far, better place | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Allison
ALL MINE


icon98.gif (6322 bytes) posted   

quote:


Originally posted by CatoSH:
I was like, "Why is it better? She's a lap dancer who will never sleep with you."


I'm clueless as to why, but this sentence struck me as uproariously funny.

And Christopher, you are evil. But in a good way.

Alli "fling" son

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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France


Posts: 616 | From: Denver, CO | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

Barns & No Bull
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Allison:

quote:


Originally posted by CatoSH:
I was like, "Why is it better? She's a lap dancer who will never sleep with you."


I'm clueless as to why, but this sentence struck me as uproariously funny.


It might be similar to another obscure joke that many don't understand.

Q: Why do men stop calling after the 3rd date?

A: Because if things keep going well he'll have to marry her.


Posts: 639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

bufungla
FOR KEEPS


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quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:

quote:


Originally posted by Christie:

quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:
I really liked JK Will and I miss him. He was not in the same category as Kyoko, AFAIC.


I guess you never got on his bad side wink.gif (135 bytes) . I do kind of miss him though, we haven't had a good "British Royal Family are No Better than Pond Scum" thread in ages.


No, I suppose I never did get on his bad side. I ignored some of his posts, though. Just like I ignore some of other people's posts.

I should add, I was responding to Muruti's post, not Tabby's and Mama Duck's.

tag


You're probably not Mormon, either, since I lost count of all the times he would either start threads on How Corrupt And Evil Everybody Involved In The LDS Church IS or hijack a thread about the Masons, the Amish or the Super Bowl into a diatrible of The Evil That Is Everything Mormon. Of course, this was only when he could spare time from relating everything anybody from the US said or did to a veiled attempt to Oppress The Scots.

buf 'miss him too, but my aim's improving biggrin.gif (152 bytes) ' ungla

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Posts: 3101 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

Christopher in the library
ASK ME


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quote:


Originally posted by hambubba doesn't have this:
Important! NAY!!!! URGENT UPDATE!


You know, if there really is a God who is planning a little recreational apocalypse, this is probably exactly how it can be stopped. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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Yeah, yeah...I'm listening.


Posts: 1036 | From: Toronto, Ontario | Registered: Aug 2003  |

lavender blue
BE MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Christopher in the library:

quote:


Originally posted by hambubba doesn't have this:
Important! NAY!!!! URGENT UPDATE!


You know, if there really is a God who is planning a little recreational apocalypse, this is probably exactly how it can be stopped. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)


Does this mean that the Church of the Clueless now gives hambubba permission to eat every ding dong he comes across just in case it is the ding dong of doom?

And forgive me, but what is the fate of the great hambubba, savior of whatever the Church of the Clueless stands for, after he eats the ding dong of doom? Would he be the first CotC martyr?

lavender "heh, you said ding dong of doom, heh heh" blue


Posts: 36 | From: 6'x10' hole in the wall | Registered: Sep 2003  | 

Noemi
FOR YOU


icon82.gif (2516 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Christie:
Now that I think of it though, sometimes JK and I really were on the same page about stuff, not often its true, but sometimes. And he could be very funny when he wasn't grinding those axes of his anyway.


I agree on both counts. I did find it particularly funny though that he stopped ranting and raving about polygamy after I came out as being polyamorous. It was like it took the wind out of his sails somewhat.

Noemi

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* Asatru* Polyamory


Posts: 3838 | From: CYS | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Noemi:

quote:


Originally posted by Christie:
Now that I think of it though, sometimes JK and I really were on the same page about stuff, not often its true, but sometimes. And he could be very funny when he wasn't grinding those axes of his anyway.


I agree on both counts. I did find it particularly funny though that he stopped ranting and raving about polygamy after I came out as being polyamorous. It was like it took the wind out of his sails somewhat.

Noemi


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He also reminded me of some of the people I know IRL who can be so argumentative and bullheaded on a subject that I just have to take the opposite point of view because I can't bear to agree with them.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Brad from Georgia:
Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility, in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess, Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger: having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.

(Man, that takes it out of you!)


Brad, I am absolutey stunned by this post! This is my

Favorite.post.ever.

(This would be a YOMANK, but my jaw simply dropped open, so what I was eating dribbled out of my mouth instead of spraying on the keyboard. So much for my sandwich). I think I've been bathed in the healing waters of the Church of the Clueless (time for a cookie).

Absalom! Absalom! Brad From Georgia! - Stressa

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Pull up your pants, ladies and gents;
Please, act like you got some sense!
- Andre 3000


Posts: 1525 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

hambubba, eater of the FDDoD
IT'S LOVE


icon98.gif (6322 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:
Absalom! Absalom! Brad From Georgia! -


That was funnier than his post. Nearly died of Tortilla Inhalation Tendency Syndrome.

ham "although... not a bad way to go" bubba

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Posts: 5836 | From: a far, far, better place | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Christopher in the library
ASK ME


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by lavender blue:
Does this mean that the Church of the Clueless now gives hambubba permission to eat every ding dong he comes across just in case it is the ding dong of doom?


Give him permission!? Try and stop him!

On the other hand, if the fate of the world ever depends on someone eating the Krispy Kreme of Kaos, I'm your man.

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Yeah, yeah...I'm listening.


Posts: 1036 | From: Toronto, Ontario | Registered: Aug 2003  | 

Barns & No Bull
ALL MINE


icon82.gif (2516 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Christopher in the library:

You know, if there really is a God...


You know, if there really is a God, you can damn well bet he or she is reading this thread right now. And is just as glued to it as we are. And since God doesn't bake, somebody better get their ass in gear and start cranking out Moon crater-sized cookies for him, pronto.

He's got one free hand to eat them, because the other one is pressin down hard on somebody who was using the screen name Kyoko. For all we know, "she" could be a dude.

But entertain this thought for a moment...

Imagine that this person really is a "troll". Somebody who created an entirely fictitious online persona just for the hell of it. Just for the fun of it. Anybody can pretend to be anybody on the Internet. Kyoko could be a 50 year old male college professor. We laugh that she tried to get us to believe her lies. But has anyone absolutely confirmed that "she" was really even a teenage girl???

What that would mean is that Kyoko really isn't a mentally disturbed issuefull person after all. Kyoko is an Internet performance artist of sorts. She could be watching this intently, completely devoid of shame. When is an actor shameful of acting? Never. Unless they just know they've done a poor job of it. But Kyoko did a Royal job. And if what I'm saying is true, this thread is the applause of the audience to her.

Her postings were often very articulate, in spite of the crudeness of her persona.

Can snopes know if this person has multiple user names? Has this cat only lost one life?


Posts: 639 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

First of Clued-in
IT'S LOVE


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And verily did First of Two poke his head in and speak unto the throng, saying:

"Take thy dingdongs of doom and thy krispy kreme of kaos unto thyselves, but don't get between me and the Vanilla Creme Doughnuts!"

And he did drink of the Dew of the Mountain, and the tea which was supersaturated with sugar and iced, and after a time he did say:

"Dag, yo. I really gotta go pee."

And departed from them.

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Posts: 5847 | From: Unimatrix 1011 | Registered: Jan 2002  | 

Cynestria
FOR YOU


icon16.gif (183 bytes) posted    

Has that midi always been on the church of the clueless page? I don't think I could have missed it last time... If it has always been there, I'll conclude that I've never gone with my speakers on before.

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Posts: 3340 | From: the cabbage patch | Registered: Aug 2000  | 

Chooch McGooch, in a red foil box
BE MINE


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Is it wrong for me to want to join the CotC just for the cookies?

I practiced the ritual flinging of hands last night, but I was washing dishes at the time, so I don't think I've got it yet. Do I lose points for that?

OTOH, I can dance in circles to beat the band. (But, it does make me dizzy, so I may have to sit one out every once in a while...)

Either way, I've brought chorklit-chip cookies for everyone. On paper plates.

Chooch "rebel without a clue" McGooch

(hambubba, wasn't "the great heebie-jeebie" a magician in the 1930's?)


Posts: 70 | From: a Plymouth Satellite, faster than the speed of light | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:

What that would mean is that Kyoko really isn't a mentally disturbed issuefull person after all. Kyoko is an Internet performance artist of sorts. She could be watching this intently, completely devoid of shame. When is an actor shameful of acting? Never. Unless they just know they've done a poor job of it. But Kyoko did a Royal job. And if what I'm saying is true, this thread is the applause of the audience to her.



I think you are probably right but I do think that Kyoko is a very angry person. She was just so consistently filled with rage about so many diverse issues. I can't help but think if she was creating an internet character she still invested a lot of herself into that character.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

megaira
GOT LOVE


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Imagine that this person really is a "troll". Somebody who created an entirely fictitious online persona just for the hell of it. Just for the fun of it. Anybody can pretend to be anybody on the Internet. Kyoko could be a 50 year old male college professor. We laugh that she tried to get us to believe her lies. But has anyone absolutely confirmed that "she" was really even a teenage girl???


Well... hm

There is an oldtimer (we'll call him Bob) in a chatroom I frequent who can't decide quite who he is. If it weren't for a few identifying aspects (always has an AOL ip, reverts to a particular behavior after a while, etc), we really wouldn't know it was him. He's fooled me several times over - he'd come in and chat and act totally normal...we'd be asking each other in private "is that bob?" "think so, doesn't sound like him though"...then someone he hates would join and he'd fall back into his pattern of insulting that person and we'd go "yep, bob." At one point, I figured he was an inside-inside joke (hell, he still could be, I suppose) and a persona that a few of the core regulars took on to give the chatroom it's own...flavor. He wasn't particularly dangerous and the only real pain in the ass about him was when he hit the right buttons on the wrong people and the chatroom would dissolve into an bickerfest...at that point, putting all the argueing parties on ignore would render you sitting alone in a quiet room. hehe

His motivation has always been attention and to get a rise out of people, though... everyone ignores him, he just leaves. If he gets a rise out of someone, he generally gets worse.

So, always possible, of course. Her webpage addy is "jokergirl" after all.

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Posts: 4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


icon217.gif (193 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Cynestria:
Has that midi always been on the church of the clueless page? I don't think I could have missed it last time... If it has always been there, I'll conclude that I've never gone with my speakers on before.


It's the first I heard it, after reading your post. I almost always have my speakers on, so it must be new.

tag

Edit: Hammy, I have a little midi file of a tune called "Nothing" if you ever feel like rotating tunes.

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Posts: 5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Strawberries'n Sugar from the heart
BE MINE


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted    

I finished!!! It took two salami sandwiches, a bottle of water, and half a packet of sunflower seeds to get here but I did it! (Yes, I am a loser and spent hours reading from page one to here today.)

I wouldn't normally respond, but this thread took up so much of my time that I feel like I have to. And the worst part is I don't remember what I was going to say. Actually, I used to have ideas, but they've all been said at least three times over (not dissing the thread, I'm just late).

All right, I have a few questions/replies (and I can't give names to who posted, that would be rediculous [sp?], so try to bear with me):

1. A few people have mentioned other posters going down in flames (not to this extent, though), and I'm just wondering what thread(s) that was in because I'm curious.

2. Along with my first number, I was in the Spider in the Ointment/newspaper registration thread when she (he? I'm not sure-- sorry) was banned. Before that incident, Spider always seemed to be nice and level-headed. Does anyone have links to any of THOSE posts where Spider wasn't acting appropriately?

3. Someone once mentioned that Kyoko most likely had more than one IDs on the message boards, and I believe that there is one poster here that immediately set up a red flag to me, but I didn't (well, don't) want to name them. No one responded to their post, and so I'm wondering if I would be overstepping if I said what page they were on. [Confused] I won't, but someone can PM me if they got the same feeling and don't want to say it in public.

4. I want to join the Church of the Clueless! I'll make cookies!

Strawberries "I had to get that out" 'n Sugar

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This post is "THE COMPLICATED FUTILITY OF IGNORANCE."
-Kurt Vonnegut

I made it!
-Me


Posts: 52 | From: Minneapolis, Minne-SOH-TAH | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

skrap
ALL MINE


icon202.gif (239 bytes) posted    

Wow! I was last here on the 28th and on page 8. Miss a few days and see what happens. Fresh Baklava will be in the Church later today.
skrap

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Posts: 723 | From: Colorado | Registered: Oct 2000  | 




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