Originally posted by trollface: And is God really a lesbian?
Wow. Those "...and boy is she
pissed!" bumper stickers were only telling half of the story.
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Grab yourself a can of pork soda/You'll be feelin' just fine/Ain't nothin' quite like
sittin' 'round the house/Swillin' down them cans of swine.
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976 | From: Land of Sky-Blue Hockey Rinks | Registered: Dec 2002
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Originally posted by Casey, in the
study, with the ninja: *still waiting for my Snopes version of the 23rd Psalm to be officially sanctified
by the CotC.*
Originally posted by Brad from
Georgia: Is it too late to note that I misspelled "consumption" in the
Joyce/Faulkner pastiche? Things like that bother me....
Originally posted by Brad from
Georgia: Is it too late to note that I misspelled "consumption" in the
Joyce/Faulkner pastiche? Things like that bother me....
Not a problem with me, edit if you
like - just don't use any icky buzzwords like "evolution"!
In the book it came out "on the inside of her thing."
Well, I'll be damned, so it does.
"Atina's long legs were lovely, despite the poultice bandaged to the tender inside of
her right thing, but . . ."
I didn't notice the typo.
I don't think Perion noticed it either.
quote:
Brad "men have things, women
have places" from Georgia
I think you're still in the clear.
According to my logic, "right thing" implies there's a left thing. So she'd be
more than a man... she'd be a whoa man.
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4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000
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Originally posted by Brad from
Georgia: Willowrun past Kyoko's and JK's whilst Judah assaults opticnerve sesitivibility,
in the brooding because filled with memory ineluctable wilderness, wild land, of the
heart, and moving even the imperturbed and imperturbing Silas to slanted edginess,
Phoenix-like in radiance and sated, filled, stuffed with vituperative cursings and
kvecthings, See! A thread without end, endless, Oruborousian in tiedin selfswallowing
eternal consumtion renewal, more than Kyo in board lifetime ever achieved, and stronger:
having not only length but the simple human drive against the dark, the will not to
prevail but more humbly merely to endure, to last, to the final dingdong of doom.
(Man, that takes it out of you!)
That's brilliant! I was thinking
short story, but this is amazing, and ecapsulates the whole thing very nicely... or does
it? It well deserves the place it has achieved in the scriptures of the clueless
Hambubba, does that mean Brad is a saint or something now?
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1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002
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You're assuming that's actually
her. Since she posted two pictures of obviously different people, at *minimum* one of them
she was lying. I see no reason it's unthinkable they both were.
Ahhh...thanks Cynestria, but I
never did see her (well, I guess somebody else's) other picture. Anyone point me to it? I
noticed that picture has the name of me_black_long_hair.jpg and she said she was blonde? I
tried all kinds of combos with the file name (blond, blonde, short, etc.) but couldn't get
another picture to come up.
I saved some of the photos from
the "We've Got Pictures, Part 2" thread, because threads in SLC Central tend to
get deleted after several months, and I wanted to continue to be able to put faces to the
names. Sorry I didn't post this earlier, but I've never used a photo-hosting site before.
I decided to try the site that Cynestria mentioned in another thread.
Okay, you've convinced me, that is
a different girl from "Japanese
Kyoko" -- and may expain why she suddenly blew up? I seem to recall one of the
final threads, someone teased her about actually being "Clare Johnson" (or some
anglo name).
Okay, I've gone back to dead-cow kicking, so I'll mosey on out again... until someone
brings a fresh batch of cookies
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1143 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002
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4537 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000
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Thanks, rockland6674. I *knew* I
remembered her looking not a thing like that "look, I magically turned
Japanese!" picture, but I didn't have the old one anywhere.
I think that pretty solidly proves she was lying about at least one of those pictures
being her.
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3340 | From: the cabbage patch | Registered: Aug 2000
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Originally posted by Cynestria: Thanks, rockland6674. I *knew* I remembered her looking not a thing like that
"look, I magically turned Japanese!" picture, but I didn't have the old one
anywhere.
I think that pretty solidly proves she was lying about at least one of those pictures
being her.
When Jenny, the Minstrel of
Detroit, realized that the Assembly of the Clueless was desirous of singing hymns to their
beloved cookies, she didst take up her electric harp to accompany them as they sang. And
lo! As they sang, there came a great wonder: cookies in their multitudes didst fall from
the sky, in such variety that all of those gathered didst have such cookies as they liked
best to eat or required for special diets. Regular cookies, low-fat, low-carb,
gluten-free: all these delicious morsels fell from the sky as if the cosmos themselves had
joined in the celebration of cookie-flinging. The people saw, and they were much amazed.
Then they gathered the cookies and feasted.
From a fragment of damaged scroll found near the archives of the Church of the Clueless
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Shouldn't the Toronto Maple Leafs be the Toronto Maple Leaves?
Hmm the plot thickens. I honestly
thought Kyoko was real, just that many of her stories were exagerations (okay lies). She
never struck me as a troll in the same way Musician did. Aargh the thread where she
insisted her neighbours should make no noise whilst she slept but it was okay for her to
drum well into the night because she was a musician . What a knocking head against wall thread that one was.
With Kyoko, I don't know, she seemed to want to fit in, at least some of the time. Wonder
if she's still out there in cyberland checking this thread out?
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Sir Winston Churchill
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3560 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001 |
My first thought when I saw the
picture on the left was that someone just got a new wallet. To me it kind of looks like
one of those generic new wallet photos.
Just my $.02
K
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"The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round. For I have seen the
shadow on the moon. And I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinan
Magellan
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79 | From: Dayton, Ohio USA | Registered: Oct 2002 |
Originally posted by Christie: Hmm the plot thickens. I honestly thought Kyoko was real, just that many of her
stories were exagerations (okay lies). She never struck me as a troll in the same way
Musician did. Aargh the thread where she insisted her neighbours should make no noise
whilst she slept but it was okay for her to drum well into the night because she was a
musician . What a knocking head against wall thread that one was.
With Kyoko, I don't know, she seemed to want to fit in, at least some of the time. Wonder
if she's still out there in cyberland checking this thread out?
I agree. I thought she was an
actual person too... I have to admit that I didn't catch the "the first time I played
in front of 3,000 people" bit, which is a bit of a red flag, but overall I just
thought she was f-ed up and young, not a fake.
I'm still not sure she was a 100% fake, even though she obviously faked a picture (at this
point, I feel I need to come clean; I am not a clumsy polar bear ).
Oh well, it's all over, anyway. I honestly don't see any "life lessons" to be
learned from this whole experience; personally, I tend to take a lot of what people say on
the Internet at face value unless I have reason to believe they're telling stories, and I
see no reason to not continue doing so. Anyway, why the freak is this thread so long? I
hope that when I finally go off the deep end, you all won't spend 20 pages discussing my
fundamentally flawed personality.
John Craven
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Check in on my pathetic life via LiveJournal... IF YOU DARE!
During the pictures thread, I got
a PM from Kyoko. She had seen my picture, and wanted to let me know that we could pass
for sisters!
Shall we comapre?
24k"Will the real Kyoko please stand up?"Kate
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This isn't just the joy of freedom, or of being fully alive, but the piercing joy that
comes with the awareness of that holy,playful Presence.
Dean Koontz
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
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768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002
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One of the things that struck me
as odd is that her two OPs Times when you're too angry to watch what you say and to ensure I get banned are posted at January 26, 2004 10:35 PM and
January 27, 2004 12:52 PM, respectively, just a little over 24 hours apart, with no big
event AFAIK between.
I'm beginning to think that she suddenly realized that people were becoming 1) weary of
her outbursts and profanity and/or 2) suspicious of her lies. I think her flaming
departure was both an attempt to distract us, as well as a springboard for her to escape.
I think she panicked.
tag
Edit: Forgive my sluggish html fingers today.
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Explore, enjoy and protect the planet
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5837 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000 |
Originally posted by JohnnySlick: [...] Anyway, why the freak is this thread so long? I hope that when I finally go
off the deep end, you all won't spend 20 pages discussing my fundamentally flawed
personality.
John Craven
We will if you leave behind so
many fascinating contradictions. Besides, Kyo is only a part of the thread. Aside from the
recent renewal of her as a topic, we've spent a lot of time on everything from Kinda-Holy
Writ to the fauna of Arizona.
Originally posted by
detroitminstrel: When Jenny, the Minstrel of Detroit, realized that the Assembly of the Clueless
was desirous of singing hymns to their beloved cookies, she didst take up her electric
harp to accompany them as they sang. And lo! As they sang, there came a great wonder:
cookies in their multitudes didst fall from the sky, in such variety that all of those
gathered didst have such cookies as they liked best to eat or required for special diets.
Regular cookies, low-fat, low-carb, gluten-free: all these delicious morsels fell from the
sky as if the cosmos themselves had joined in the celebration of cookie-flinging. The
people saw, and they were much amazed. Then they gathered the cookies and feasted.
From a fragment of damaged scroll found near the archives of the Church of the Clueless
Sorry to post again so soon, but I
just noticed Kyoko's Member Status!
24k"Is that irony?"Kate
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This isn't just the joy of freedom, or of being fully alive, but the piercing joy that
comes with the awareness of that holy,playful Presence.
Dean Koontz
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
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768 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002
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