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JudahPBenjamin
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quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:

Next someone will claim Ghandi "dissed" them - Stressa rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes)


Freakin Ghandi! When I took his cab from the St Louis airport to the Arch, he drove the long way and charged me extra to put my suitcases in the trunk.

Ghandi? He's an NFBSK-hole!

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Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1739 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Mr. Furious
GOT LOVE


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A friendly reminder to the gals out there, being hot will not always get you excused from going completely batshit insane at people.

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Posts: 4462 | From: The Lenin Closet | Registered: Jan 2001  | 

Zenman, Lost Soul
EZ 2 LOVE


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Gosh, these days I find I have time only to lurk, and that occasionally. But I do have to stop in here on this issue and say that Kyoko, you are insane.

Not to mention obnoxious.

Anybody who badmouths Jenn can come see me outside in the alley. Just say when.

Jerk.

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Posts: 2244 | From: Under Your Bed | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:

Next someone will claim Ghandi "dissed" them - Stressa rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes)


Freakin Ghandi! When I took his cab from the St Louis airport to the Arch, he drove the long way and charged me extra to put my suitcases in the trunk.

Ghandi? He's an NFBSK-hole!


YOMANK - but you realize that you're joining your galpal Hillary in busting out w/Ghandi jokes! fish.gif (3888 bytes)

wink.gif (135 bytes) tongue.gif (338 bytes) Don't make me call you dirty names again! wink.gif (135 bytes) tongue.gif (338 bytes)

Hey, it may turn out to be a happy thread afterall! - Stressa

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Posts: 1524 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Pogue Mahone
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Jenn:
Yep. I'm an Evil Bitchmonster from Hell.


And yet, not once -- not one single time -- have you ever seen fit to spank me. frown.gif (94 bytes)

What does one have to do to get attention around here?

Pogue

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Posts: 6180 | From: Kentucky | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

Gayle
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:

quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
blithering rant snipped


Now that just isnt fair! I was just as argumentative with Kyo as anyone else, yet do I even get a passing reference in here Goodbye Rant? Nooooooooooo.
What does a guy have to do to get a little respect around here?

JudahP"Id ban her just for not putting the thread name in title case"Benjamin


eta-i think that ever since you posted that judahpjunior picture, no one can stay mad at you.


Wha--??? Wanna bet?


Posts: 1494 | From: Austin, TX usa | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

hambubba, eater of the FDDoD
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Jenn:
Yep. I'm an Evil Bitchmonster from Hell.


FINALLY! See, confession is good for the soul!

ham "man, I feel better! I've been such a bitch, lately!" bubba

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Posts: 5834 | From: a far, far, better place | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Mr. Fed
ALL MINE


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I say we all chip in and give the young lady a thesarus.

Easy on the meds jokes, if you please.


Posts: 872 | From: Los Angeles | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:
but you realize that you're joining your galpal Hillary in busting out w/Ghandi jokes


Hillary and I go waaay back. We've shared more than just a birthday (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge).

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Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1739 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Doc Savage
ALL MINE


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quote:


I got that bitch jenn up MY ass


Stop, you're making me jealous.

Does she vibrate? Can I have her next?

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Posts: 714 | From: Fifteen minutes away from you by car, tops. | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

After School Special
MARRY ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Col. Furious:
A friendly reminder to the gals out there, being hot will not always get you excused from going completely batshit insane at people.


YOMANK!! lol.gif (656 bytes) lol.gif (656 bytes)
hoohooheeheehahahahahahahahahahha


Posts: 403 | From: nobody knows | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

megaira
GOT LOVE


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edit: edited due to error editing elsewhere. Stay tuned for further editing, I may have an identity crisis.


So far this morning (it's morning for me, dagnabbit):
Wake up, do morning routine...
Go look at the board.
oh look, kyoko's attention whoring again. *tired row of fans do the wave*
oh, there's my name.
post.


I don't care if she stays or goes. I have a soap opera for daily drama, I won't be lacking in entertainment.

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Posts: 4534 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Casey, looking in the mailbox
BE MINE


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What in the name of the Great Pumpkin happened here? I admit I haven't seen all the little inevitable squabbles, but this is one of the sanest fora I frequent. confused.gif (110 bytes)

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Posts: 180 | From: Ohio | Registered: Dec 2003  | 

Pogue Mahone
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
I can count the number of posts where I didn't get verbally sodomized for posting an opinion.


Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue

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Posts: 6180 | From: Kentucky | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

the original Warlok
CALL ME


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Oh - aside from the thread title, the language, insults etc... Can someone tell me if this officially counts as Rule 6 -- Just want to know in case I ever decide to "go out" in a blaze of juvenile glory.


BTW: JPB, Doc Savage and Col F .. YAOMANK
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Warlok

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Posts: 1570 | From: Somewhere in here | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Chimera
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:

quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
I can count the number of posts where I didn't get verbally sodomized for posting an opinion.


Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


It means you no longer have virgin ears.

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Posts: 3431 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Tabby, sailing the Grace/Luke 'ship
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by PatYoung:
Now that just isnt fair! I was just as argumentative with Kyo as anyone else, yet do I even get a passing reference in here Goodbye Rant? Nooooooooooo.
What does a guy have to do to get a little respect around here?


i certainly agree with you there, jpb. in fact, you seem to have been the most genuinely rude to kyo of anyone on the board.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Well, that explains it. I think we can all agree that if a statement might have any justification behind it, it doesn't belong in this conversation.

-Tabby
the princess with claws

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Posts: 1230 | From: Tucson, AZ | Registered: Apr 2002  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Col. Furious:
A friendly reminder to the gals out there, being hot will not always get you excused from going completely batshit insane at people.


But the hot boys get to act completely batshit insane??? You sexist, no-good blankity-blank-blank$%##@@!!*%^^%$#$!!!!! wink.gif (135 bytes)

You know, I had a case of bitchupmyass, but my doctor prescribed an ointment that cleared it right up. fish.gif (3888 bytes)

I'm only cute, so I won't go 100% batty - Stressa dunce.gif (929 bytes)

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Posts: 1524 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


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Hey, y'all. Is it really good manners to stand around and poke the dead body while we wait for it to cool? Or should we throw an old sheet over it and walk away?

Edit:

Stressa, stop! You're making my eyes water! And people are looking at me funny.

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Posts: 4814 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

CatoSH
ASK ME


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Wow. I'm not sure why I feel compelled to post, but I didn't see this coming at all (I'll have to check up on the links everyone else has provided). Four comments I have to comment on in turn:

1. Noemi? Noemi's actually a bull-terrier? Gosh you've disguised yourself well! You always seemed so reasonable to me... but I guess I was just fooled along with the rest of the herd smile.gif (93 bytes)

2. Judah -- I agree -- you were ruder to her than anyone else and I think it's disgraceful that she didn't give you so much as a nudge or wink of acknowledgement -- gratitude eh?

3. Jenn a bitch? We're into aggressive and evil Noemi territory here -- I just don't get it

4. Pogue: I'm sorry you haven't had any spankings. (o, am I? um... probably not actually wink.gif (135 bytes) )


ETA: I doubt she's reading anymore Spam -- it sounded pretty final to me.


Posts: 1142 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Mr. Furious
GOT LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:

quote:


Originally posted by Col. Furious:
A friendly reminder to the gals out there, being hot will not always get you excused from going completely batshit insane at people.


But the hot boys get to act completely batshit insane??? You sexist, no-good blankity-blank-blank$%##@@!!*%^^%$#$!!!!! wink.gif (135 bytes)


I had a feeling that I was going to get called on that one. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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Posts: 4462 | From: The Lenin Closet | Registered: Jan 2001  | 

Mr. Fed
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:

quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
I can count the number of posts where I didn't get verbally sodomized for posting an opinion.


Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


Does it produce santorum? Is it illegal in Georgia and Alabama?


Posts: 872 | From: Los Angeles | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

JudahPBenjamin
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by CatoSH:

2. Judah -- I agree -- you were ruder to her than anyone else and I think it's disgraceful that she didn't give you so much as a nudge or wink of acknowledgement -- gratitude eh?


Yeah, its not like Im asking for a whole paragraph or anything. Just throw this dog a bone. Thats all I ask.

On a serious note, I sent her a message apologizing for being so dismissive. However, I also told her that her opinions in no way "deserve" any more respect than they got, especially since she didnt care to back them up. Doubt she'll read it though.

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Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser and Im not what I appear to be"


Posts: 1739 | From: Slow-hio | Registered: Apr 2003  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by CatoSH:
ETA: I doubt she's reading anymore Spam -- it sounded pretty final to me.


I wouldn't bet the farm on that one Cato.

BTW do you remember starting a thread awhile back about people who were, I believe the term was confabulists? I don't know for sure if Kyo was the one you had in mind. I would never say this about a regular but since she seems to want to hate us all anyway, I'll admit she was the one I thought you meant.

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Posts: 3543 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:
Hey, y'all. Is it really good manners to stand around and poke the dead body while we wait for it to cool? Or should we throw an old sheet over it and walk away?


I think it's something in the nature of her farewell flameout that is bringing out the "let's poke the corpse with a stick and do the booty-dance around it" response in me. Plus, all my chips are on "she's still reading, and may respond" choice in the betting pool.

And if this doesn't count as a #6, then I don't know what would! - Stressa

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Posts: 1524 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

CatoSH
ASK ME


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Christie: I'm a bit paranoid about the whole witch-hunt accusations and everything, but... Hand on heart, it wasn't about Kyo, it was about my mother (if it was "about" anyone at all that is). But it was inspired by Kyo, that's true (sorry Kyo if you're still reading, I really don't have any nasty thoughts about you or wish you any evil). I read a few stories that reminded me of the sorts of exaggerations my mother might come up with, and so I posted -- it was genuine curiosity about what other people have experienced, not an attempt to have a "dig" -- and also wondering if the right thing to do is to say something privately to the person, or if it's better just to ignore it.


Posts: 1142 | From: 51.38 N, 2.35 W (ish) | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Astra
FOR YOU


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CSI waffles

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This has been yet another... USELESS POST.


Posts: 3835 | From: The lab of Starcraft and Twizzlers | Registered: Sep 2001  | 

Astra
FOR YOU


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Can I draw the chalk outline?

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This has been yet another... USELESS POST.


Posts: 3835 | From: The lab of Starcraft and Twizzlers | Registered: Sep 2001  | 

Noemi
FOR YOU


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Boy, you go to work where you can't check the board and see what happens. I guess my guilty secret out now, I sorry to have decieved everyone for so long. tongue.gif (338 bytes)

At any rate, I do think I know why I merited inclusing in the list in the OP. Early on I butted heads with Kyoko in a couple of threads. I was so frustrated about it I just stopped responding to any of her posts after that. I actually thought things had improved because in a thread more recently she said something along the lines of 'we're had our differences in the past but I really agree with what you're saying here'. *shrug*

(ETA: I do have to say I'm a bit touched by the responses others have had to my name being in there. I guess my 'posted on a bad day when I'm in a bitchy mood' and incoherant posts haven't been as bad as I think they are. smile.gif (93 bytes) )

Noemi

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Posts: 3831 | From: CYS | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

Macheath
MARRY ME


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Slightly off topic:

Maybe my long absence from the boards has fiddled with my memories, but I don't remember seeing as much profanity or personal attacks in the past as I've seen since returning to my old haunt. I remember when practically every swear word was masked by NFBSK. Heck, I remember when the NFBSK thing started in the first place. What the heck happened?

Seriously, the boards here seem to have dipped a bit into vulgar territory. I'm not a prude or anything, but I was a bit shocked at the casual profanity I was seeing in some posts. I don't remember that being the case at all back when I was posting regularly ages ago.

I don't mean to say that Kyo was a ringleader in vulgar posts or anything, but I did recognize that sort of mentality in several of her messages. Has this just become more common these days? Maybe I just missed the whole transition period, which would explain why it is such a shock to me now. I'm used to people being a touch silly and irreverent, with perhaps a rare slip into being rude, not the other way around.

Mack da "delicate" Knife


Posts: 350 | From: Atlanta, GA | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Jenn
CUTIE PIE


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quote:


Originally posted by Noemi:
I guess my guilty secret out now, I sorry to have decieved everyone for so long. tongue.gif (338 bytes)


Now that we've been outed, do we have to let them into our Evil Bitchmonster from Hell clubhouse?

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Posts: 6177 | From: Up North | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
I DO


icon01.gif (183 bytes) posted   

quote:


Originally posted by Jenn:

quote:


Originally posted by Noemi:
I guess my guilty secret out now, I sorry to have decieved everyone for so long. tongue.gif (338 bytes)


Now that we've been outed, do we have to let them into our Evil Bitchmonster from Hell clubhouse?


Can I play too? I still have my "resident grump" pin that Tag gave me last year. What do I need to do to get an upgrade to EBMfH?

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Posts: 4814 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Mr. Fed:

quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:
Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


Does it produce santorum? Is it illegal in Georgia and Alabama?


Sounds like a question for either Dan Savage or maybe Ms. Stressa

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Posts: 1938 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Dark Chocolate Dan
EZ 2 LOVE


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Evil bitchmonsters from hell sounds like a B movie. Or maybe a porn movie. eek.gif (1264 bytes) lol.gif (656 bytes)

DarkDan

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Posts: 2251 | From: A town named after a foot tall waterfall | Registered: Oct 1492  | 

Noemi
FOR YOU


icon82.gif (2516 bytes) posted    

quote:


Originally posted by Jenn:

quote:


Originally posted by Noemi:
I guess my guilty secret out now, I sorry to have decieved everyone for so long. tongue.gif (338 bytes)


Now that we've been outed, do we have to let them into our Evil Bitchmonster from Hell clubhouse?


Well either that or we have to go build a new one and change the secret handshake. smile.gif (93 bytes)

Noemi

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Posts: 3831 | From: CYS | Registered: Feb 2002  | 




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