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LittleDuck Kiss&Tell
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I take a few days off and boy did I miss something here...I practically had to wash my eyes with bleach after reading the OP. I feel like a dodo for believeing some of the things she said but I tend to take most things at face value. I still will, I won't let one jerk spoil who I am.

Glad she's gone hope she don't meet too many NFBSKers in real offline life because I'd hate to hear the aftermath of that one.

LittleDuck

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Posts: 1210 | From: Boston | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

JohnnySlick
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I'd like to think that I'm realistic and self-deprecating enough to think that, when I say I've played in front of a lot of people before, they'd believe me. Trollface, I have no reason to believe that you were lying about that; in fact, the structure of the argument leads me to believe in retrospect that Kyoko was the liar (she made her statement after you gave the 6,000 people figure and I talked about playing in front of 2,000).

I do have to agree that in my experience it was a lot more nerve-wracking to play in front of small audiences than large ones. Once you get beyond, I don't know, a hundred people or so, the room fills up and you're playing to a crowd instead of a group of people, if that makes any sense. Auditions are the worst, at least for me, especially if it's just you in a room with 2 or 3 critically-minded people.

This is going to come off as mean-spirited, perhaps, but to be honest Kyoko's attitude sort of led me to believe she was a physically attractive but screwed up young woman. I mean, she had all the signs: really, really goofy opinions and ideas where she'd get angry at anyone who disagreed with her (because IRL, guys tend to go along with whatever the cute girl says), that general "hey! Look at me! Why aren't you looking at me?" attitude, the whole hanging-out-with-jackass-guys-and-then-turning-lesbian thing (which reminded me of a stripper I used to know).

Then again, she did watch anime, and as we all know, girls who watch anime are all fat (it's a JOKE! Put down that hammer!).

John Craven

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Posts: 1404 | From: Seattle | Registered: Feb 2003  | 

My Stressa Valentine
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quote:


Originally posted by Dark Chocolate Dan:

quote:


Originally posted by Malruhn:
Sorry, but those pics are of two different people. Even WITH black hair, the blonde with the pussy wouldn't look like the second pic.


Erm...the blonde with the pussy is 24kkate.

This is what Kyoko posted:
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DarkDan


Wha???? I remember a different blonde photo -- one that did look Asian, slightly soft focus (like the other Kyo one), but with almost platinum blonde/white hair.

Is this a false memory, or did I see that pic in a porn somewhere? - Stressa lol.gif (656 bytes)

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Posts: 1521 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

megaira
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*sliding machete across the floor* Someone stash that, eh?


NO!!! *dives for it* I NEED that. If even used only for slicing pizza. Don't you take my cutlery from me, woman!


Porn stars porn stars porn stars! That was me, not Cynestria... and yeah yeah yeah, I get you, any dingaling can be a porn ...person... on the internet...though I wish they all automatically had photoshop and used it. Particularily the blur/blend tool. Anyhoo.

I did say "not unless that's a real low budget porn star." tongue.gif (338 bytes)

But it looks like you two know more than me. wink.gif (135 bytes) fish.gif (3888 bytes)

Gad, set in my place over willow trees AND porn. What do I have left? *sobs*


IN other news... the other recent photo additions to the thread are hilarious. I tip my water bottle to you.

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Posts: 4534 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

trollface
KISS ME


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Sorry to both meg and Cynestra. By the time I came to reply the post was a lng time ago and my memory is not what it once was. I took a guess, and got it wrong.

Johnny, I assumed people would believe me, because I think I've built up a certain level of trust with people here over the years. However, I had been detecting an attitude of "Oh, she said she's played in front of 3,000 peopl, so she must be lying", and that just aint so. They way she said it, and her past record are what makes me believe she lied, not the fact that she sad it.

And, yeah, you've exactly right, above a certain nuymber of people you're playing to "a crowd" rather than a lot of individual people who are in one place.

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Posts: 7187 | From: 4.9% APR (Subject to status) | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

Alexina
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quote:


Originally posted by Gg83:
and have a suggestion for another hymn.


I will gladly join any church in which EYKIW is considered a hymn. Can we sing it at the conclusion of every service? Pleasepleaseplease? That is actually one of my favorite songs. (Yes, I'm a geek.) But because it is my job as a graduate student to Know Stuff, it brings me great comfort during times of stress to think that I actually know nothing.

Yep, the CotC is just the church for me!!!

Next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity,
Your newest member,

Alexina


Posts: 925 | From: Tunnel of Love | Registered: May 2002  | 

Barns & No Bull
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by trollface:
However, I had been detecting an attitude of "Oh, she said she's played in front of 3,000 peopl, so she must be lying", and that just aint so. They way she said it, and her past record are what makes me believe she lied, not the fact that she sad it.


Do we have any real reason to believe she is a musician? It's like snopesters are saying...ok we've got a pile of lies about her over here, and we've got a pile of truths about her over here.
How would we know the truths are true?

Is "she" still getting away with her potentially biggest lie? That Kyoko is a teenage girl?


Posts: 633 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Mr. Furious
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I'd like to state for the record that I have not, to my knowledge, performed in front of 3000 people.

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Posts: 4454 | From: The Lenin Closet | Registered: Jan 2001  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
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Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:
How would we know the truths are true?


I am pretty sure she was really a liberal.

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Posts: 4809 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

Barns & No Bull
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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- in love:
I am pretty sure she was really a liberal.


And you believe "she" was a she because.....


Posts: 633 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

guruwan2b
FOR YOU


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22 pages? Does this really deserve 22 pages?


Posts: 3826 | From: Oklahoma | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

VeebleFetzer
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quote:


Originally posted by guruwan2b:
22 pages? Does this really deserve 22 pages?


No, of course not. Let’s make it 23!

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Posts: 647 | From: Geordieland, UK | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:

quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- in love:
I am pretty sure she was really a liberal.


And you believe "she" was a she because.....


I must admit whatever else we can conclude about Kyoko I think she was a she mainly because of her foaming at the mouth irrational hatred of Brittany Spears. Still I guess if s/he was making up a persona that's not an unreasonable "quality" to include.

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Posts: 3523 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- in love:

quote:


Originally posted by Barns & No Bull:
How would we know the truths are true?


I am pretty sure she was really a liberal.


Hey, hey, hey! Don't go bad-mouthing the liberals, now. eek.gif (1264 bytes)

I don't know that she's a teenage girl. But, I get the feeling, from reading her, that she's a young woman. There are very few male writers writing in the first person for a female character, that can pull it off for me. I can't even think of an example, right now. And I really can't put my finger on what it is, but I've noticed it over and over in novels. Not that they necessarily have difficulty being true to gender in acts, maybe something about the way they express some things.

Just a gut feeling, really, but I do think she's a young woman. If she's not, then she fooled me. But, I'm a bit naive on some fronts.

And while it's very possible that she's not a young woman, and that everything she posted was a farce, calculated for reaction, I don't think so. I think she's just a bit messed up. YMMV

tag

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Posts: 5820 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

24k Kate
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Originally posted by tagurit:


I don't know that she's a teenage girl. But, I get the feeling, from reading her, that she's a young woman. There are very few male writers writing in the first person for a female character, that can pull it off for me.
tag


I think Wally Lamb did a pretty good job in She's Come Undone. Every time I read it, I'm amazed that a man wrote it.

24k"This thread is so far off topic, that I don't think it's possible to hijack it"Kate

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Posts: 757 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Hell's Granny
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Originally posted by Mr Furious:
I'd like to state for the record that I have not, to my knowledge, performed in front of 3000 people.


You didn't perform what in front of 3000 people????? You have to tell us, for pity's sake!

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Posts: 903 | From: South-West Scotland | Registered: Dec 2001  | 

Karama
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Doing my part to bring this baby to 23 pages!

Also, I noticed when I went to the Active Topics page that this thread was not on the first page. I didn't feel this was a natural state of affairs.

Hmm... cookies... (droool)

Karama

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Posts: 153 | From: St.John's, NL | Registered: Jun 2003  | 

Strawberry Limeade shoots a cupid
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Originally posted by tagurit:
There are very few male writers writing in the first person for a female character, that can pull it off for me.


Joining Kate in further hijacking the thread (if that's even possible at this point), Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden. One of my favorite books. I read it all the way through, and then it hit me that a guy wrote it. But that's really the only example I can think of.

Strawberry "Blah blah blah" Limeade

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Posts: 150 | From: Someplace too cold for my liking | Registered: Nov 2003  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
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Just doing my part (well, more of my part!) to try and make it to page 23!

Morrigan

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Posts: 652 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Strawberry Limeade shoots a cupid:

quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:
There are very few male writers writing in the first person for a female character, that can pull it off for me.


Joining Kate in further hijacking the thread (if that's even possible at this point), Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden. One of my favorite books. I read it all the way through, and then it hit me that a guy wrote it. But that's really the only example I can think of.


I almost agree with you. I read the book and thoroughly enjoyed it. There were times, however, when I felt the character was paying too much attention to some detail. Though, the culture is foreign to me, so I let that account for it. You're right that he did a very good job, though.

tag there are hijacks in this thread? eek.gif (1264 bytes) urit

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Posts: 5820 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

bitter chillas
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Originally posted by Strawberry Limeade shoots a cupid:
Joining Kate in further hijacking the thread (if that's even possible at this point)


My thought would be that the thread has gone so far off topic, and in so many different directions, that the only way to be truly off topic is to actually be on topic. So anyone discussing the OP would be hijacking the thread. Bastages.

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Posts: 812 | From: The Soccer Capital of America | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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If you post only to try to lengthen the thread, snopes may lock it up. I hope we can just let it take its course and die naturally. It's none of my business, of course, but some of us are having fun with this thread. Look at all the subjects that have been discussed, subjects that wouldn't deserve a thread of their own, and some of the humor in this thread has had me almost weeping. And revelations! Megaira keeps a machete in her cutlery drawer. wink.gif (135 bytes) I don't even have a drawer that big.

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Posts: 5820 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

bird
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I don't know if this has been said or not, but this is 23 pages long and I haven't read it all, but this thread reminds me of the "I'm a thread killer" thread. And that I am..

Edited for spelling


Posts: 116 | From: Pittsburgh | Registered: Jun 2002  | 

Barns & No Bull
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We are swinging this thread back to the topic. We are back to talking about Kyoko.

Ok, put aside the question about "her" gender. Why couldn't Kyoko be 26 years old?


FWIW, I think Britney is a gorgeous idiot. I would rant about how much I hate her and how much she annoys me - 5 minutes before I sleep with her. Britney is a sex symbol, not a love symbol.


Posts: 633 | From: Chicago | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

hambubba, eater of the FDDoD
IT'S LOVE


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Originally posted by tagurit:
Megaira keeps a machete in her cutlery drawer. wink.gif (135 bytes) I don't even have a drawer that big.


I have always imagined Megaira having some amazing drawers.

ham " apparently, I'm not disappointed" bubba

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Posts: 5834 | From: a far, far, better place | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
GOT LOVE


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A machete in her cutlery drawer?

I used to keep a machete in the trunk of my VW, when I was in high school. I guess nowadays, I'd get kicked out of school, and probably arrested, thanks to Zero-Tolerance laws.

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Posts: 4809 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

VeebleFetzer
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by hambubba, eater of the FDDoD:

quote:


Originally posted by tagurit:
Megaira keeps a machete in her cutlery drawer. wink.gif (135 bytes) I don't even have a drawer that big.


I have always imagined Megaira having some amazing drawers.


But did you imagine a large chopper in there?

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Posts: 647 | From: Geordieland, UK | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Mr Furious:
I'd like to state for the record that I have not, to my knowledge, performed in front of 3000 people.


I've performed in front of 2000, but not as a star, only a pirate.

PT "Oh, better far to live and die/Under the brave black flag I fly,..." Vroman

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Posts: 2045 | From: Idiot City, Vromania | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
DEAR ONE


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Oh, and this thread definately reminds me of the I Believe In God thread. I've only gotten through page 3. I wonder what other delights I have in store.....

PT "Feed me cookie" Vroman

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Posts: 2045 | From: Idiot City, Vromania | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

MamaBoid
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I've never performed before 3,000 people -- but I was on national television once, very briefly. Anyone remember the "Donahue" show, back in the 1970s? I was in the studio audience, and I stood up and made a comment. Larry Flynt was the guest, and my comment was against obscenity trials. Larry and his lawyer loved it, but I worried that the group I had come with -- my MIL's church group -- were going to drag me behind the bus on the trip back.

--Mama "outspoken" Boid

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Posts: 558 | From: Central Illinois USA | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

Bohemian Rhapsody in Love
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Just so y'all know, I posted the "3,000 member audience" link because no one had brought it up, and I thought it was one of the more entertaining lies. I wasn't doubting troolface or Johnny or anyone else. wink.gif (135 bytes)

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Posts: 181 | From: Pasadena, CA | Registered: May 2003  | 

After School Special
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hey ya'll, would whoever mentioned it please PM me with the name that you think is kyoko's possible other identity?

thanks and pass the cookies please


Posts: 403 | From: nobody knows | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

megaira
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I have always imagined Megaira having some amazing drawers.

ham " apparently, I'm not disappointed" bubba [/QB]


! Were you humming "Deep & Wide" just now?!


Now, as for having surprising things in my drawers, it sounds like I need to go have a little talk with Hub. eek.gif (1264 bytes)

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Posts: 4534 | From: Off the Beaten Path | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
DEAR ONE


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I've been away from the computer for a few days, so have missed this thread until today. I haven't finnished it yet, but, at the risk of saying something that someone beat me to (I promise to delete this if someone else said the same thing.....)

quote:


Originally posted by JudahPBenjamin:
By popular demand -
All of my manifestations can be found here.


Will the real JudahPBenjamin please stand up? Oh, it's you with the cerial. Please sit back down. Ew.

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Posts: 2045 | From: Idiot City, Vromania | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

fallentears
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I like cookies but right now I'm going to have make do with peanut butter cups. As long as we're not eating our cookies with knives and forks, we'll be fine. The only time I would ever be on tv is if I sat on the top of it. fish.gif (3888 bytes)

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