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Author Topic: to ensure I get banned
Kimberly Blue
BE MINE


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Well I have no idea how many people I have performed in front of but it's definitely not enough to pay me well enough to quit my crappy day job... rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes)

BUT my biggest brush with fame (so far) was the time I was one of the openers for Sister Sledge at the Dayton Convention Center during Gay Pride. Not so impressive when you consider that it was just a few years ago ('97 or '98) and SS was not at their height of popularity. Add to that, it was actually only Baby Sledge (Kathy, I think) performing under the name of SS. Still, it was a sea of faces... none of them wanted to see me.

Ah, well. They'll be sorry once I'm a Supah-Stah!
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K

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Kimberly Blue

"The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon. And I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinan Magellan


Posts: 79 | From: Dayton, Ohio USA | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Tabby, sailing the Grace/Luke 'ship
ANGEL


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According to the University, the seating capacity of Arizona Stadium is 57,803. But -- as anyone who follows college football will probably have guessed -- I don't think I've ever played to a packed house.

-Tabby
the princess with claws

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Posts: 1230 | From: Tucson, AZ | Registered: Apr 2002  | 

Roses are Red
FOR YOU


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How many people watch University Challenge? I was on that last year (almost a year ago in fact, eep how time flies) so that's my biggest audience. (Of course, they were all tuning in to see ME biggrin.gif (152 bytes) ) There were only about 100 people actually physically present at the time though.

The picture in my profile is certainly me, although i don't *really* look like that anymore (dyed my hair, lost some weight etc.) I might update it, then everyone can tell me how beautiful I am. Here is a recent picture smile.gif (93 bytes)

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Posts: 3482 | From: Hell (aka Nottingham) | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Crowley : Crucifix Kiss
BE MINE


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Hmm. You aren't really japanese by any chance are you, Rose? It's just that I get that impression from that picture, and I never realized before just how japanese you look. wink.gif (135 bytes)

Crowley

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Posts: 166 | From: Despair To Where? | Registered: Oct 2003  | 

VeebleFetzer
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Roses are Red:
(Of course, they were all tuning in to see ME biggrin.gif (152 bytes) )


I know I was. smile.gif (93 bytes)

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Posts: 647 | From: Geordieland, UK | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by hambubba doesn't have this:

quote:


Originally posted by It Was Stressa, w/the Candlestick:
Absalom! Absalom! Brad From Georgia! -


That was funnier than his post. Nearly died of Tortilla Inhalation Tendency Syndrome.

ham "although... not a bad way to go" bubba


Somehow, I don't think we should turn that one into an acronym.

PT "Special High Intensity Training" Vroman

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Posts: 2045 | From: Idiot City, Vromania | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Roses are Red:
How many people watch University Challenge? I was on that last year (almost a year ago in fact, eep how time flies) so that's my biggest audience. (Of course, they were all tuning in to see ME biggrin.gif (152 bytes) ) There were only about 100 people actually physically present at the time though.

The picture in my profile is certainly me, although i don't *really* look like that anymore (dyed my hair, lost some weight etc.) I might update it, then everyone can tell me how beautiful I am. Here is a recent picture smile.gif (93 bytes)


I know I was disappointed when the broadcast got postponed. I was in the UK when it was originally scheduled to be on and would have only been watching to see you.

Well, okay, also to see Jeremy Paxman, who come to think of it would have skewered Kyoko right into the ground if she had ever tried to debate with him.

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Posts: 3523 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

Bohemian Rhapsody in Love
BE MINE


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Since we are all whipping out our crowds and comparing them (hey, I'm a girl -- that's the extent of my whipping out), I sang the Nation Anthem at a Sacramento Kings game in Arco Arena a couple of years ago. Lotsa fun, but I couldn't tell you the crowd size. It was pretty full, but it felt like a million. I couldn't really see anything, and the whole time I was thinking, "Omigod, I am so flat, I can hear it, everyone is wincing..." IT was by far the most nerve racking performance ever for me.

I usually stick to theatre, even though I've been trying my hand at (don't laugh) opera lately. There's just something about connecting with an audience... I think the biggest theatre crowd I've ever performed for was a couple hundred a couple of summers ago at a Shakespeare festival in Lake Tahoe.

Only did one band gig, and it was to replace a singer in a cover band (one of those "help a friend out" things). To those who play regularly, I salute you. It was incredibly different than anything I have ever done.

Happen to be any low-carb cookies around here? biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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Posts: 181 | From: Pasadena, CA | Registered: May 2003  | 

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Gg83:
I want to be in the Church of the Clueless too! I've already converted quite a few of my friends (are non-snopesters allowed to be members?


I haven't a clue! biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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"The large print givith, and the small print taketh away"
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Posts: 2045 | From: Idiot City, Vromania | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Nonny Mouse Wrote the eBook of Love
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Dr. Winston O'Boogie:

quote:


Originally posted by Gg83:
I want to be in the Church of the Clueless too! I've already converted quite a few of my friends (are non-snopesters allowed to be members?


I haven't a clue! biggrin.gif (152 bytes)


I'd say so. If anything, I believe that there are more Clueless people in the general population than there are here.

Nonny

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Posts: 5905 | From: An uncharted dessert aisle. | Registered: Apr 2000  | 

Brad from Georgia
FOR YOU


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I once sang to a packed house of thirty thousand. Of course, by the time I reached the first chorus, there were only seven people left, and they were all deaf.

Brad "what's in the bucket? My tune, of course!" from Georgia

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Posts: 3658 | From: Gainesville, Georgia | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Christopher in the library
ASK ME


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Originally posted by Nonny Mouse Wrote the eBook of Love:

quote:


Originally posted by Dr. Winston O'Boogie:

quote:


Originally posted by Gg83:
I want to be in the Church of the Clueless too! I've already converted quite a few of my friends (are non-snopesters allowed to be members?


I haven't a clue! biggrin.gif (152 bytes)


I'd say so. If anything, I believe that there are more Clueless people in the general population than there are here.

Nonny


I don't think so. Sure there are lots and lots of people in the general population who don't have a clue, but to become a member of the Church of the Clueless you have to know you don't have a clue.

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Posts: 1030 | From: Toronto, Ontario | Registered: Aug 2003  | 

Heroic Muse, single and searching
MARRY ME


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*pants* having finally gotten to the end of this thread (though I'm sure someone else is adding a bead or two as I'm writing)... I came to a Great Realization.

This is an noitaitini thread. That is, it's an initiation thread in reverse! It started out as a door slam and then disguised itself--which is why we have very few newbies here yet.

In honor of this, I brought some Mirror Cookies. Big pieces of chocolate with little chips of dough in them.

Heroic Muse

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Posts: 343 | From: Earthbound (for now) in Los Angeles | Registered: Oct 2002  | 

Casey, looking in the mailbox
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Heroic Muse, harboring suspicions:

This is an noitaitini thread. That is, it's an initiation thread in reverse!

*snip*

In honor of this, I brought some Mirror Cookies. Big pieces of chocolate with little chips of dough in them.


Mmm. Mirror cookies... Now, where did I put my klim fo ssalg? wink.gif (135 bytes)

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Posts: 176 | From: Ohio | Registered: Dec 2003  | 

bitter chillas
ALL MINE


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I don't have an exact number, but we had a crowd estimated around 5,000 once for a free outdoor production of "King Lear."

So, where should I put these chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies?

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Posts: 812 | From: The Soccer Capital of America | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

Mr. Furious
GOT LOVE


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As I said, I never performed in front of as many as 3000 people. I have, however, played to packed houses for some of my musicals. That usually amounted to a few hundred people.

I also performed songs from "Threepenny Opera," "The Fantasticks," and "Schoolhouse Rock Live!" at the Fine Arts Fiesta to promote local theatres' productions one year, again in front of a few hundred people.

The funny part was that I a) did a song I wasn't in for 3PO, and b) wasn't even in "The Fantasticks." For the former, I stood in for the guy who played the narrator, and the latter hadn't been cast yet.

The guy I replaced joked that they should've called it "An Evening With Brad Williams" since it seemed like I did every song that night. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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Posts: 4454 | From: The Lenin Closet | Registered: Jan 2001  | 

StarlandVocalBand
CALL ME


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Largest group of people sung for/acted for/played musical instrument for: 1,200 or so.

Largest group of people lectured to: 400 or so.

Largest group of people who've read my writing: 20,000 or so.

Current bank balance: Embarrassing. But at least you can all say you knew me "when".

Mr. Furious, I think of you as an El Gallo. Don't shatter my illusions and tell me otherwise.


Posts: 1662 | From: Prison | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

The Fourth Man
BE MINE


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I wonder what kind of story she could have told about that pic.

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The Fourth "here, I'll do it fish.gif (3888 bytes) " Man

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Posts: 18 | From: Paris, France | Registered: Jan 2004  | 

All Rebochan Needs is Love
ANGEL


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ROFL, Fourth!

I've never really counted crowds before, but I have performed for a few hundred people during high school productions - and that was definetely and ensemble deal.

Unless you count my smashing a watermelon on stage for Gallagher in 2001. That was probably over a thousand...a thou...

HOLY CRAP! I SMASHED A WATERMELON IN FRONT OF A THOUSAND PEOPLE?!

*faint*

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Posts: 1232 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

terralioness
BE MINE


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I can't really claim any crowds to my name. High school jazz band, sure, but I was never a singer or a theater person.

What I can claim are these humble peanut butter cookies, with some Ben and Jerry's on the side. Have at 'em.

terralioness

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Posts: 223 | From: Connecticut | Registered: Jan 2002  | 

24k Kate
ALL MINE


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I was in a high school production of "Life With Father." I played Annie, the maid who quits in act I scene I. I didn't have any lines, but I did get to stomp across the stage with a suitcase. There were maybe 200 people in the audience. But wait: The play ran for 4 nights. So multiply 200 by 4 and you get....800! I played a bit part in a high school play for 800 people!!!! Yay me!!!

24kKate

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Dean Koontz

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Posts: 757 | From: One Door Away From Heaven | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Silas Sparkhammer
LOVE ME


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I was on tv. You may remember the show "Real People." Well, in October, 1983, they filmed my science fiction club's Halowe'en Masquerade. I was on national tv in a skin-tight blue superhero outfit!

Light blue chest, arms, legs, dark blue trunks, boots, gloves, and mask, with a blue ostrich feather on top. The name of the character is "The Blue Boob."

Thank God for the mask...

Silas

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told by Turks to Vietnamese,
told by kids to scare their mommies,
by Haoles to Malahinis.


Posts: 7966 | From: San Diego, CA, USA | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

Kiss Me, Noftessa
BE MINE


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Kate, I like your logic! If you go by your logic, then I have played softball for 17 years in front of crowds anywhere from 20 to 150 people. (20 in the early years, 150 in the later ones).

So, if you calculate 80 games in the 5 early years at 20 people each = 1,600 people. Then if you calculate the next 6 years with about 40 games per bobby-sox season (including all-stars) with about 40 people watching per game, we are talking about 9,600 people.

Then you calculate 2 different leagues for the next 6 years. One league had about 40 games per season, and the other had 2 games per Sunday for 8 months each year, not counting tournaments. So, there is 2x4x8 = 64. 64+40 = 104 games per year. I estimate about 60 people watching per game. So, 104x60x6 = 37,440 people.

If you add in an average of 3 big tournaments a year for the last 6 years, with an average of 5 games per tournament, with an average of 150 people watching per game, you have 3x6x5x150 = 13,500 people.

SO, I have played softball in front of about 62,140 people!!! Holy crap!!! And this is a conservative number!!!!

nof "hee hee hee" tessa

** By the way, I don't care that these 62,140 people probably consist of a lot of the same people. This is my 15-minute claim to fame. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

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Posts: 306 | From: San Diego, CA | Registered: May 2003  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


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I played softball for 5 years...ummm...oh-got one! I was in band for 8 years and choir for two! So.....about 20 preformances for band altogether with around 100-200 people per preformance...can't count. But it's a lot!

Morrigan

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Posts: 652 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

Chimera
FOR YOU


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Originally posted by All Rebochan Needs is Love:
ROFL, Fourth!

I've never really counted crowds before, but I have performed for a few hundred people during high school productions - and that was definetely and ensemble deal.

Unless you count my smashing a watermelon on stage for Gallagher in 2001. That was probably over a thousand...a thou...

HOLY CRAP! I SMASHED A WATERMELON IN FRONT OF A THOUSAND PEOPLE?!

*faint*


Let me second ROFL. However you realize now that you posted that pic Kyowhatever will probably snag it and use it in a story on her new message board homes.

I've helped Ron Gallagher set up. Sadly there was no audience... but I got to listen to Ron complain on how his brother had people to do this stuff for him. (I was asked to go across the street to buy watermellons)

I was once on a local (not my local) morning TV show where I proved to the south central Fl audience that I couldn't spell the word that means fear of the number 13. If I couldn't spell it with a teleprompter I'm not going to try and spell it now. That's probably my biggest public humilation. (If you ignore the clown clips that made the local, my local, news)

ETA: Hey we're snopesters here so go easy on me. I was once on stage with the Amazing Kreskin rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes) in front of a sold out auditorium. I have a good reason for it though. I was trying to scope out the audience to find a date. Yes I sold out to the man in the name of looking for love, sue me.

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Heinlein


Posts: 3426 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Owner of a Torcha'd Heart
MARRY ME


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I was in a high school production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and we performed for about 500 people a night, so I guess that's be about 1500 in all I performed* in front of.

*Actually, I didn't really sing... I had walking pneumonia, and instead of staying home like a sane person, I went onstage and lip-synched all three nights. Fortunately I was in the chorus, so no one really noticed.

Then my boyfriend dumped me... but it was backstage, and to the best of my knowledge it didn't turn me gay.

Tor "horsie's still twitchin'...hand me a bigger club" cha

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Posts: 342 | From: The Mean Streets of Appleton, WI | Registered: Mar 2003  | 

Alexina
ASK ME


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quote:


Originally posted by bird:
I don't know if this has been said or not, but this is 23 pages long and I haven't read it all, but this thread reminds me of the "I'm a thread killer" thread.


Yeah, I said that earlier. Didn't succeed in killing it, though! frown.gif (94 bytes)

If you can't beat 'em....

Alexina


Posts: 925 | From: Tunnel of Love | Registered: May 2002  | 

Chimera
FOR YOU


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Since we seem to have lost the topic of this thread can I ask where I can find a free photo host site? I know there was a thread about it not lonng ago but I did a couple searches and couldn't find it. PNavy is eating up my pics at an alarming rate. Sorry for the hijack.

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Heinlein


Posts: 3426 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Chimera:
Sorry for the hijack.


Its possible to hijack this thread?

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Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3523 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

Four Kitties
DEAR ONE


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Originally posted by Chimera:
Since we seem to have lost the topic of this thread can I ask where I can find a free photo host site? I know there was a thread about it not lonng ago but I did a couple searches and couldn't find it. PNavy is eating up my pics at an alarming rate. Sorry for the hijack.


Village Photos

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Posts: 1856 | From: Preschool World, Massachusetts | Registered: Jul 2003  | 

Cynestria
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Chimera:
Since we seem to have lost the topic of this thread can I ask where I can find a free photo host site? I know there was a thread about it not lonng ago but I did a couple searches and couldn't find it. PNavy is eating up my pics at an alarming rate. Sorry for the hijack.


I see one's been suggested already, but just to give you some options, Photo Bucket

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Posts: 3338 | From: the cabbage patch | Registered: Aug 2000  | 

Spam & Cookies- in love
GOT LOVE


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Dagnabbit, Cynestra! I was planning to make the 800th post! Now I get up in the middle of the night and here you are at 800!

I can't believe it. Now I can't even remember what I was going to say. I'm just so... phah!

You're on my list, girl. When I go out in a flaming flash, be sure this little episode will be mentioned.

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Posts: 4809 | From: Passion City, FL | Registered: Jul 2002  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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Correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm sure you will smile.gif (93 bytes) but didn't Four Kitties make the 800th post?

tag

Eidt: Darn it, I hate when I get distracted. I came into this thread to say I made Kendra's Whipped Shortbread cookies. Thank you for the recipe, Kendra!

*flinging shortbread cookies in the air*

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Posts: 5820 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 




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