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Pogue Mahone
IT'S LOVE


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Hope you all know I'm taking notes and making a list for my flame-out posts.

Yes, I said posts. It's a long list. biggrin.gif (152 bytes)

So get on it now while it's hot.

Pogue

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Ya know, my name already says love. No change required.


Posts: 6180 | From: Kentucky | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

Nonny Mouse Wrote the eBook of Love
IT'S LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by DarkDan:
Evil bitchmonsters from hell sounds like a B movie. Or maybe a porn movie. eek.gif (1264 bytes) lol.gif (656 bytes)

DarkDan


Or a book that customers who bought Walls of Ice also bought. rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes)

Nonny

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A soul-scarred smuggler who flinches from all physical contact asks an empathic alien to help her heal--by becoming her lover.

Walls of Ice by Norma McPhee


Posts: 5915 | From: An uncharted dessert aisle. | Registered: Apr 2000  | 

bufungla
FOR KEEPS


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quote:


Originally posted by Spam & Cookies- Songs for Dustmites:

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Originally posted by Jenn:

quote:


Originally posted by Noemi:
I guess my guilty secret out now, I sorry to have decieved everyone for so long. tongue.gif (338 bytes)


Now that we've been outed, do we have to let them into our Evil Bitchmonster from Hell clubhouse?


Can I play too? I still have my "resident grump" pin that Tag gave me last year. What do I need to do to get an upgrade to EBMfH?


And just what do us guys do? Can we join, or is there a brother club for those of us of the male persuasion?

buf 'or do we just wait for the "Evil Bitchmonsters From Hell Gone Wild" videotape?' ungla

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"Abortion is wasted on the unborn" - Mouse


Posts: 3100 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

Jenn
CUTIE PIE


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Heh, just because I feel I need to give credit where credit is due: "Evil Bitchmonster from Hell" isn't an original line. It's from Buffy, season 4. It's what the students call Professor Walsh behind her back.

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I want to flärke your poäng!


Posts: 6179 | From: Up North | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Moruti
ALL MINE


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I raise a practical question at this point.
Are we doing "Stone 'enge" tomorrow night?


mo" NO WE'RE NOT DOING BLOODY STONE 'ENGE TOMORROW NIGHT" ruti

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All I have is my bass guitar, three chords & the truth.


Posts: 768 | From: WV's "middle finger" | Registered: Dec 2002  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


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Just adding my 2 cents...

Noemi...I've never had any problem with her, at all! She's always been one of the (what I call) good snopesters! Polite, etc!

And Jenn? Geez, give me a break. If anyone is the evil bitch, it should be me! After all, I've worked hard to earn that name-just ask anyone over at the Forum of Eternal life (if some of you don't know/remember, I was banned from that website over 5 times)! But overhere, I tend to be way more laid back thanks to a tongue lashing that Megaira gave me when I first posted, as I wasn't the most polite person.

And, y'all need to stop with the jokes! Most of you already owe me at least one keyboard!

Morrigan

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Sittin' here, readin' my heart out waitin', waitin' for some lover to call...

Michael Ball-Live At the Royal Alber Hall


Posts: 655 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

Sister Ray
EZ 2 LOVE


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To be honest, I can't recall a single post of the OP writer's.

edit: looked up some posts. Almost all political, of what persuasion I neither know nor care, by the titles of them. Since politics leads in me to either tears or panic attacks, I can see why I might have missed this person.

Sister "then again I don't go in for conflict" Ray

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The Organization. AD, California


Posts: 2241 | From: Limbo | Registered: Jul 2000  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Sister Ray:
To be honest, I can't recall a single post of the OP writer's.

Sister "then again I don't go in for conflict" Ray


I can, but only after reading the threads that are referred to on this thread. Otherwise, I couldn't even remember who the OP's writer was.

But, there are few names that I remember. Yours, Silas, Megaira, Brad from Georgia etc. I guess it's basically the posters that I just enjoy reading the posts. Kyo's...I just never read.

Morrigan

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Sittin' here, readin' my heart out waitin', waitin' for some lover to call...

Michael Ball-Live At the Royal Alber Hall


Posts: 655 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

Island Manta
EZ 2 LOVE


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quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
It's not worth what you people set my therapy back to keep coming here.


Well, that explains a lot. There are posters here that are younger than you that can put forth a more well reasoned argument - without name calling & the like.

Go back to therapy - you'll not find solace in an online messageboard.

Oh...and Pogue...you're desirous of being spanked?

heh

heh

heh

*gets out her leather covered ping pong paddle*

-k 'willing & able'

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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety; Be good and you will be lonesome


Posts: 2421 | From: St Somewhere | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

Sweetheart Syllavus
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
[qb] Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


I think that's when somebody shoves a Speak and Spell up your bum.

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"You can read!"


Posts: 688 | From: Massachusetts, USA | Registered: Jun 2003  | 

bufungla
FOR KEEPS


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quote:


Originally posted by Syllavus in the Study:

quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:
Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


I think that's when somebody shoves a Speak and Spell up your bum.


... and the horse says, "Please Willllllburrrrrr, not agaaaaaaaaaaain!"

buf 'I know, pretty baaaaaad' ungla

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"Abortion is wasted on the unborn" - Mouse


Posts: 3100 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Jun 2001  | 

theloneabalone
MARRY ME


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all I have to say to this is ...

all that angst and only 19.
I hope there aren't any belltowers or pawn shops around her town....

rule 6 sounds about right.

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num, me vexo?


Posts: 505 | From: Michigan-but Mexico in my mind... | Registered: Sep 2003  | 

PatYoung
FOR KEEPS


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quote:


Originally posted by Island Manta:

quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
It's not worth what you people set my therapy back to keep coming here.


Well, that explains a lot. -k 'willing & able'


also a good reason for the pile-on perhaps to cease. sometimes we encounter people here who may allow some very scary personal demons to emerge in their posts. these individuals may be on the borders of coping. i'd hate to see us drive someone who is a teenager and obviously troubled over the edge.

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pat "Megadittoes Rush" young

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP


Posts: 3072 | From: New York | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Roses are Red
FOR YOU


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Does this mean we're not going to get any more posts going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about what a slut/talentless bimbo/whore/waste of air Britney/Christina/J-Lo is? Aw, damn. I'm really going to miss those ones. frown.gif (94 bytes)

Actually, I was beginning to think there was a classic case of "I HATE Britney, no really, I really do HATE her - REALLY hate her, I mean...not just hate but HATE her (I secretly adore her and want to have her babies)" going on there. rolleyes.gif (1784 bytes)

I think meanjelly got it just right. Huzzah!

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Ahead, groove factor five!
My live journal


Posts: 3482 | From: Hell (aka Nottingham) | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Island Manta
EZ 2 LOVE


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Originally posted by PatYoung:
these individuals may be on the borders of coping. i'd hate to see us drive someone who is a teenager and obviously troubled over the edge.


Then all the more reason for them to seek solace with a professional trained therpaist - not posters from a messageboard who offer advice.

-k

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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety; Be good and you will be lonesome


Posts: 2421 | From: St Somewhere | Registered: Jun 2000  | 

DizzyLizard
EZ 2 LOVE


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I've just read through the threads that were linked to, on this thread, and I'm still with the WTF crowd. I see nothing that stands out as worthy of the type of attack posted in the OP.

Good riddance, indeed.

~Diz

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As the lizard turns.
Wouldn't it be weird if...?


Posts: 2233 | From: San Diego County | Registered: Nov 2000  | 

tagurit
IT'S LOVE


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Originally posted by bufungla:

quote:


Originally posted by Syllavus in the Study:

quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:
Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


I think that's when somebody shoves a Speak and Spell up your bum.


... and the horse says, "Please Willllllburrrrrr, not agaaaaaaaaaaain!"

buf 'I know, pretty baaaaaad' ungla


lol.gif (656 bytes) lol.gif (656 bytes) That does it. I'm not opening this thread again!

tag til the next time... urit

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Explore, enjoy and protect the planet


Posts: 5828 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2000  | 

A plain-TALK-ing Yorkshirewoman TM
ANGEL


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::pokes head round corner after hearing all this kerfuffle going on:: confused.gif (110 bytes)

Can I have permission to chime in, and use the word "Snarkmonkey"? can I, Huh, please? can I?

Ta "finally wipes eyes and stops laughing at the wonderfully inventive 'insult'-throwing" lk

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...Ever tell a lie.....?


Posts: 1338 | From: The West Riding of Yorkshire | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

All Rebochan Needs is Love
ANGEL


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Well gosh darnit, that's it! Should the day ever come that I have to leave, I'm jus tgoing to have barbeque instead. Bring whatever you want, hot dogs, burgers, tofu, used sneakers...I'll just toss em' on the grill, smear on the honey-mustard and we'll have a ourselves a damn good party!

And I am just insulted that I'm not considered an Evil Bitchmonster from Hell. Damn elitist organizations!

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"One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings." -- Diogenes

"There's a big chocolate nugget at the center of the earth!" -- Me, English Class


Posts: 1236 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Feb 2002  | 

A Roy Like Me, A Girl Like You
ASK ME


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Now she belongs to the ages.

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"Ed: What I'm tryin' to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
"Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense."
-The Naked Gun


Posts: 994 | From: Washington St | Registered: Nov 2002  | 

Mr. Fed
ALL MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by A Roy Like Me, A Girl Like You:
Now she belongs to the ages.


Well, great. I'm on a conference call, drone #3 is making a point, I'm surfing here and have neglected to hit mute, and I read this and bust out laughing. Long silence. Then . . . "Ken? You disagree?" Brilliant.


Posts: 872 | From: Los Angeles | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Gayle
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by theloneabalone:

I hope there aren't any belltowers or pawn shops around her town....

rule 6 sounds about right.


aaaarrrgh...my munchkin, my precious, precious munchkin. Is no belltower. Is observation tower. Or just the tower. No bell.
http://austin.about.com/cs/tours/l/blvt_ut_tower01.htm biggrin.gif (152 bytes) biggrin.gif (152 bytes) biggrin.gif (152 bytes)


Posts: 1494 | From: Austin, TX usa | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by Macheath:
Slightly off topic:

Maybe my long absence from the boards has fiddled with my memories, but I don't remember seeing as much profanity or personal attacks in the past as I've seen since returning to my old haunt. I remember when practically every swear word was masked by NFBSK. Heck, I remember when the NFBSK thing started in the first place. What the heck happened?


I noticed that when I came back too. But what it seems to be (from what I've noticed) is mainly newbies who are still getting used to "fitting in". Most of the time the ones that stick around for the duration settle down in terms of the profanity and use it sparingly. :shrug: Possibly, as with Kyo, they are warned when/if it gets out of hand? As for the personal attacks, again I think if you really look you'll find its only a few people doing it really. Or at least only a few people who do it an awful lot.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3546 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

Jenn
CUTIE PIE


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quote:


Originally posted by Christie:
Most of the time the ones that stick around for the duration settle down in terms of the profanity and use it sparingly. :shrug: Possibly, as with Kyo, they are warned when/if it gets out of hand?


Nothing official, but if I see something like that I do try to send an email or private message, and sometimes I post it in the thread (depends on the situation and what's already been said), especially if it's something that's obviously rubbing people the wrong way or likely to cause a flame war.

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I want to flärke your poäng!


Posts: 6179 | From: Up North | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Morrigan the Loveless
ALL MINE


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Originally posted by Jenn:

quote:


Originally posted by Christie:
Most of the time the ones that stick around for the duration settle down in terms of the profanity and use it sparingly. :shrug: Possibly, as with Kyo, they are warned when/if it gets out of hand?


Nothing official, but if I see something like that I do try to send an email or private message, and sometimes I post it in the thread (depends on the situation and what's already been said), especially if it's something that's obviously rubbing people the wrong way or likely to cause a flame war.


Jenn, I just have to say that you are the best moderator that I have come across.

Morrigan

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Sittin' here, readin' my heart out waitin', waitin' for some lover to call...

Michael Ball-Live At the Royal Alber Hall


Posts: 655 | From: Michigan | Registered: Mar 2001  | 

ali_marea
ANGEL


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Not one to feed the flames or anything. I just wanted to say that I can't imagine anyone saying a nasty word about Noemi. What in the heck has she ever done to anyone? Seriously. She's one of the kindest snopesters around. Even if she disagrees, I don't think I've ever seen a hint of attitude from her.

If you think Noemi is a bad person then I think a message board is the least of your problems.

ETA: This is not to say I agree with what she said about everyone else. smile.gif (93 bytes) I think all you guys rock *grin*

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"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H*


Posts: 1343 | From: Pittsburgh, PA | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

A plain-TALK-ing Yorkshirewoman TM
ANGEL


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::Re-entering the room::

Echoing Ali-marea and Morrigan:-

I heartily agree that Barbara, snopes and Jenn are ace, and they are definitely ace mods at that.

Even when we are disagreeing, I have to say, yeah, it has hardly ever been nasty. I have been told off in the earlier days for stuff I did that I wasn't sure about (etiquette, that sort of thing), or I really fouled up by quoting opinion as fact. I soon learned, and pulled my socks up.

On the whole, things are mostly respectful and considerate, on here. nastiness is the exception rather tahn the rule.

Talk

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...Can you tell tripe from truth?

...Ever tell a lie.....?


Posts: 1338 | From: The West Riding of Yorkshire | Registered: Sep 2002  | 

Brandi
ANGEL


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quote:


Originally posted by Country Kyo Buffet:
Ok,

I've had it up to fucking here with you people!

...


And you are... who again, exactly?


Posts: 1429 | From: CA | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

Mama Duck
DEAR ONE


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quote:


Originally posted by Brandi:
And you are... who again, exactly?


The technical term is "Drama Princess".

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"You mean we all brought potato salad?" - Terry Prachett


Posts: 1938 | From: almost the desert | Registered: Oct 2001  | 

Jenn
CUTIE PIE


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quote:


Originally posted by Doc Savage:
Does she vibrate?


It's more of a shimmy than a vibration.

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I want to flärke your poäng!


Posts: 6179 | From: Up North | Registered: Feb 2000  | 

My Stressa Valentine
CALL ME


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quote:


Originally posted by Mama Duck:

quote:


Originally posted by Mr. Fed:

quote:


Originally posted by Pogue Mahone in the den with a pen:
Now, you all gotta admit, "verbally sodomized" is a nice turn of the phrase. I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds nasty.

Pogue


Does it produce santorum? Is it illegal in Georgia and Alabama?


Sounds like a question for either Dan Savage or maybe Ms. Stressa


I'm not sure about Dan Savage, but it's definitely got me giggling and blushing...so it's definitely illegal in Georgia and Alabama!

"You put that Speak-n-Spell where?" - Stressa

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Pull up your pants, ladies and gents;
Please, act like you got some sense!
- Andre 3000


Posts: 1524 | From: Washington, DC | Registered: Aug 2002  | 

trollface
KISS ME


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Wow. Um, okay.

Okay, I offer this information up as background/for amusement value. In no way am I trying to defend myself here (Holly, you're a sweetie, but I in no way feel the need to defend myself from this stuff).

I, it seems like many others, was only vaguely aware of Kyoko. I became aware of her through her posting of one thread about her cats dying which I considered to be highly unlikely, especially the follow-up (actually, I'm not even 100% sure that was her. I hope I haven't just put my foot in it with someone). I kept schtum on-board, just in case I was wrong, and got on with my life, but that's when I actually noticed her. Fast forward a while and there was a discussion about Buffy. Kyoko said something in the usual OTT way about how it was the worst programme ever, and I pointed out that if she was talking about things that Spike did in the programme then she clearly hadn't watched it in very long.

Cue a long and hate-filled PM about how much she hates people who hate Buffy, and how her friends force her to watch it at gunpoint, and how much Britaney Spears is an evil slut, and how dare perople call Kyoko a slut, and why am I always belittleing her and calling her stupid, and so on. Bear in mind that this is about 2 posts in to the only conversation I can remember ever having had with the girl. Anyway, I reply basically saying "Uh?" and ask her not to pin her hang-ups about how other people may or may not treat her on me. Cue another long-winded tirade about how awful a person I am, and how the only way she can cope with being on the same board as me is by not posting to threads that I've posted in, accompanied by being put on her "Ignore" list.

"That's all fine and dandy", thinks I, and from that moment forth I have not replied or taken much notice of anything Kyoko said. In other words, I returned to the state that I was in before said Buffy discussion. Until the aforementioned Simon Cowell discussion.

So, ladies and gentlemen, that is what I did to earn the wrath of Kyoko, I told her that in my opinion Series 5 of Buffy was the best and suggested that she might surprise herself by liking it if she watched it, and I said to someone else that I thought that, on the whole, Simon Cowell wasn't the spawn of Satan. Oh, and refused to take the rap for people that she knows in real life calling her names.

See Judah? You need to brush up on your pop culture to get a mention. I wonder what kind of treatment I'd have got if I'd have called her a liar in the "cats" thread?

And now that she's gone, I'll go back to doing what I always do, and still not give a shit one way or the other.

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You know, they tell you to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious.


Posts: 7194 | From: 4.9% APR (Subject to status) | Registered: Sep 2000  | 

lavender blue
BE MINE


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quote:


Originally posted by Jenn:

quote:


Originally posted by Doc Savage:
Does she vibrate?


It's more of a shimmy than a vibration.


"Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake
And all that jazz!
Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break
And all that jazz!"

Thanks Jenn, for getting that song stuck in my head.

lavender "Velma, with the pistol, in the bedroom" blue


Posts: 35 | From: 6'x10' hole in the wall | Registered: Sep 2003  | 

Christie
FOR YOU


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quote:


Originally posted by trollface:
I became aware of her through her posting of one thread about her cats dying which I considered to be highly unlikely, especially the follow-up (actually, I'm not even 100% sure that was her. I hope I haven't just put my foot in it with someone).


Just to reassure you that you haven't put your foot in it, that was Kyoko.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill


Posts: 3546 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2001  | 

finine
BE MINE


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Wow what a completely wacko post.

Kyo I think you need to take a few deep breaths and maybe cut back a bit on your caffeine intake.

I have only been visiting this board for a short time but I find a lot of funny and informative posts here, and I have never felt invisible or unwelcome (unlike a few other message boards I've been to).


Posts: 23 | From: Little Rock, AR | Registered: Dec 2003  | 




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